Parker (They/Them)
@uncannyparker.bsky.social
Fool of a Took.
Probably yelling about comics,
butts, politics, or ttrpgs.
Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.
Probably yelling about comics,
butts, politics, or ttrpgs.
Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.
I’m so ready for noir femme fatale Ms. Piggy
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m so ready for noir femme fatale Ms. Piggy
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day to all!
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day to all!
Did the civic duty thing
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Did the civic duty thing
Ask me about my telepath fetish
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ask me about my telepath fetish
Saw monster themed burlesque last night and all of the acts were great but The Human Fly and the Anglerfish acts went above and beyond
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Saw monster themed burlesque last night and all of the acts were great but The Human Fly and the Anglerfish acts went above and beyond
*Bring Me To Life by Evanescence plays softly in the distance*
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*Bring Me To Life by Evanescence plays softly in the distance*
Holy 12 years since my first cosplay, Batman!
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Holy 12 years since my first cosplay, Batman!
New York bar culture I have missed you
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
New York bar culture I have missed you
Met @hegley.bsky.social 15 years ago on tumblr, survived living together as college roommates, graduated together, and today I saw him marry the love of his life
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Met @hegley.bsky.social 15 years ago on tumblr, survived living together as college roommates, graduated together, and today I saw him marry the love of his life
With the new Superman/Spidey crossover announced, I really hope we get an homage to my favorite moment from the first time they met
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
With the new Superman/Spidey crossover announced, I really hope we get an homage to my favorite moment from the first time they met
10 years ago today I almost fatally beefed it in the back of a Cold Stone Creamery
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
10 years ago today I almost fatally beefed it in the back of a Cold Stone Creamery
Bring it full circle and cast him as Aquaman again
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bring it full circle and cast him as Aquaman again
Every year on @hegley.bsky.social’s birthday I am obligated to pull out the greatest photo of us ever taken *checks notes* 14 whole years ago to the day????
Happy Birthday bud
Happy Birthday bud
August 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every year on @hegley.bsky.social’s birthday I am obligated to pull out the greatest photo of us ever taken *checks notes* 14 whole years ago to the day????
Happy Birthday bud
Happy Birthday bud
Realizing I never showed yall the sick ring I picked up at LoJ this year
August 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Realizing I never showed yall the sick ring I picked up at LoJ this year
If I had a nickel for every time Cyclop’s plan was “what if we convince him to kill himself” I’d have at least 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened AT LEAST 3 TIMES
August 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Cyclop’s plan was “what if we convince him to kill himself” I’d have at least 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened AT LEAST 3 TIMES
If you’ve listened to this weeks #MBMBAM live show, here is a very important picture of @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social’s reaction to the Progresso Soup drops
July 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you’ve listened to this weeks #MBMBAM live show, here is a very important picture of @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social’s reaction to the Progresso Soup drops
Haven’t seen Superman yet but I’m so excited to be excited about DC movies again
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Haven’t seen Superman yet but I’m so excited to be excited about DC movies again
X3 is such a trash film but goddamn this scene still hits #MagnetoWasRight
July 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
X3 is such a trash film but goddamn this scene still hits #MagnetoWasRight
I’m probably gonna outfit repeat at faire tomorrow but can you blame me?
April 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m probably gonna outfit repeat at faire tomorrow but can you blame me?
Romeo (They/Them) and Oubliette
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Romeo (They/Them) and Oubliette
Bring back Kazuki Yao
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bring back Kazuki Yao
Happy Valentine’s Day to the most wonderful partner @katalysha.bsky.social
I am so thankful you asked me out for a super casual coffee, the two+ years since have shown me what healthy love is in a way I never thought I would be worthy of.
I love you
I am so thankful you asked me out for a super casual coffee, the two+ years since have shown me what healthy love is in a way I never thought I would be worthy of.
I love you
February 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to the most wonderful partner @katalysha.bsky.social
I am so thankful you asked me out for a super casual coffee, the two+ years since have shown me what healthy love is in a way I never thought I would be worthy of.
I love you
I am so thankful you asked me out for a super casual coffee, the two+ years since have shown me what healthy love is in a way I never thought I would be worthy of.
I love you
January 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
