Ümlaut
@umlaut.bsky.social
they/them || cat || how does one social media? || trans liberation now
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“Matcha tastes like air that has already been breathed” - @umlaut.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“Matcha tastes like air that has already been breathed” - @umlaut.bsky.social
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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They should invent a new kind of economics where it doesn't
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They should invent a new kind of economics where it doesn't
“I don’t care if the penis has a hat!” - @eenyuwolf.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“I don’t care if the penis has a hat!” - @eenyuwolf.bsky.social
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Heaven forbid they stop harming people for five minutes and fix something.
September 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Heaven forbid they stop harming people for five minutes and fix something.
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This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them
September 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim
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I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
Found out my medical insurance thinks I’m “a male”. So that’s fun.
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Found out my medical insurance thinks I’m “a male”. So that’s fun.
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Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
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Every trans person who comes out in this hostile climate is living proof that truth beats fear.
September 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every trans person who comes out in this hostile climate is living proof that truth beats fear.
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When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
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The trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Click on the dots and I hit the block button
Didn't make sense not to mute them too
It was their own fault for buying Twitter Blue
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with curating your own feed?
You'll never know if they don't show
Click on the dots and I hit the block button
Didn't make sense not to mute them too
It was their own fault for buying Twitter Blue
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with curating your own feed?
You'll never know if they don't show
September 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The trolls start coming and they don't stop coming
Click on the dots and I hit the block button
Didn't make sense not to mute them too
It was their own fault for buying Twitter Blue
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with curating your own feed?
You'll never know if they don't show
Click on the dots and I hit the block button
Didn't make sense not to mute them too
It was their own fault for buying Twitter Blue
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with curating your own feed?
You'll never know if they don't show
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FINISHED MY LAST COMMISSION NOW I CAN DO WEIRD STUFF WAHOO
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
FINISHED MY LAST COMMISSION NOW I CAN DO WEIRD STUFF WAHOO
I am very normal and my brain is downright typical.
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am very normal and my brain is downright typical.
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You'll never read all the good books, hear all the good music, see all the good shows. If a favorite artist turns out to be yet another person indifferent to others' humanity, continue walking– through the infinite galleries of human creation, to sit with new favorites you'd otherwise not have found
September 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You'll never read all the good books, hear all the good music, see all the good shows. If a favorite artist turns out to be yet another person indifferent to others' humanity, continue walking– through the infinite galleries of human creation, to sit with new favorites you'd otherwise not have found
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Conservatives getting mad that del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN is too critical of the doctor and too sympathetic to the monster is the kind of shit that doesn't even play as a joke. It's too stupid to laugh at.
September 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Conservatives getting mad that del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN is too critical of the doctor and too sympathetic to the monster is the kind of shit that doesn't even play as a joke. It's too stupid to laugh at.
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Someone tell these ageing politicians that trans rights is one of the defining leftist politics of our era and that they signal their irrelevance to the young, progressive electorate they hope to court by opposing it or declaring it unimportant
August 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Someone tell these ageing politicians that trans rights is one of the defining leftist politics of our era and that they signal their irrelevance to the young, progressive electorate they hope to court by opposing it or declaring it unimportant
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Being trans is so old it was spelled with ſ
So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Being trans is so old it was spelled with ſ
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August 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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We simply do not have to live this way.
August 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We simply do not have to live this way.