sleepiest cowpoke
@ultracrepidemon.bsky.social
yaoi and communism
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no one is coming to save us
July 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
no one is coming to save us
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George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument
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overwhelmed with gratitude for existence. it is an unfathomable gift with nothing expected in return, and yet THIS VERY FACT that i am not required to give back makes me WANT to give back so much more
May 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
overwhelmed with gratitude for existence. it is an unfathomable gift with nothing expected in return, and yet THIS VERY FACT that i am not required to give back makes me WANT to give back so much more
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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
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Do all animals have magic bones inside them that grant wishes when you break them or is it just turkeys
April 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Do all animals have magic bones inside them that grant wishes when you break them or is it just turkeys
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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incredible website lmfao
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
incredible website lmfao
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every day i get to see a new miracle in the male living space reddit
![r/malelivingspace
u/bedstare • 9h
19M simple humble bedroom
[dire looking bedroom with mattress on the floor and what appear to be fast food posters on the wall]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreieuqqdhlgy4sj6tczfsexc2m4kljmu7rlqpcwsi5smijqusy64que@jpeg)
April 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
every day i get to see a new miracle in the male living space reddit
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thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
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Dippy got a DUMP TRUCK
March 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dippy got a DUMP TRUCK
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February 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It IS better if you finish that project
But it's great if you create at all
Sometimes you must push yourself if you want to get it done
But sometimes forcing it will just overexert and exhaust you
If it doesn't need to be done now
Then come back tomorrow
If it keeps you creating
Open a new canvas
But it's great if you create at all
Sometimes you must push yourself if you want to get it done
But sometimes forcing it will just overexert and exhaust you
If it doesn't need to be done now
Then come back tomorrow
If it keeps you creating
Open a new canvas
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It IS better if you finish that project
But it's great if you create at all
Sometimes you must push yourself if you want to get it done
But sometimes forcing it will just overexert and exhaust you
If it doesn't need to be done now
Then come back tomorrow
If it keeps you creating
Open a new canvas
But it's great if you create at all
Sometimes you must push yourself if you want to get it done
But sometimes forcing it will just overexert and exhaust you
If it doesn't need to be done now
Then come back tomorrow
If it keeps you creating
Open a new canvas
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If there was no queer culture in my life, it’d be so unbelievably fucking boring
February 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If there was no queer culture in my life, it’d be so unbelievably fucking boring
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I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.
February 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.
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Usually I take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I swear to god this morning I woke up in the middle of one where the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Findians and the mascot was still Chief Wahoo but it was the Wahoo species of fish in a fire chief hat
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Usually I take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I swear to god this morning I woke up in the middle of one where the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Findians and the mascot was still Chief Wahoo but it was the Wahoo species of fish in a fire chief hat
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(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
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All this talk of unqualified DEI hires, but id love to see a straight white man perfectly recreate an entire Gaga video choreo within 20 minutes of the video release
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
All this talk of unqualified DEI hires, but id love to see a straight white man perfectly recreate an entire Gaga video choreo within 20 minutes of the video release
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In my next life I want to come back as one of those sea lions that bullies tourists off poolside chaise lounges. I think I’d be really good at that.
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In my next life I want to come back as one of those sea lions that bullies tourists off poolside chaise lounges. I think I’d be really good at that.
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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