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Not actually a hawk-headed parrot but i can see how you might be confused
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I am the Gizmo puppet. The Gizmo puppet is me.
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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And then we scroll all day long through nothing but horror and wonder why our nervous systems are shot.

we have to be clear eyed about this moment and also make room for and celebrate the little joys in our lives or else we are not going to make it.
It’s not that. A lot of people on here post nothing but how terrible everything is. Like Elon Musk, they never post about books or movies or dogs or music or friends or lil jokes or anything pleasurable.

It’s just nothing but doomerism 24/7 and that kind of attitude spreads like a sickness.
is someone suggesting we aren't going to win
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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This bird with a gotdamn jheri curl been killing me since yesterday.
September 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Finally finished the first draft

It only took five fucking years
August 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Running really is great! While you're focused on trying not to faint from lack of oxygen, and on moving your legs forward (even though they're burning and feel so heavy), you don't really have the leeway to think about anything else
August 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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its a duel to the death and she decides to pull this shit.
August 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Personally I think reading old books ('classics' or not) is good, actually, as is reading new books, and you can and should read both, and not make a virtue out of not reading one or the other. Art is contiguous with history, and readers/writers should have an awareness of what came before.
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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i definitely do feel morally superior to people who use AI but i also just dont understand anyone who doesn't have like a visceral disgust reaction to stuff that is detectably made using it. it hurts me to look at. as soon as i realize it's AI I shoo it away as fast as I can like it's a bug
August 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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the type of shit Musashi would pull, and say something like "he who does not lay down. cannot shit the bed"
July 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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And so the pigeon spikes invented
July 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Makes me think of some birdwatching advice I once got: If it's a bird? It's a crow. If it's a beak with a bird attached? It's a raven.
yeah ur rights it’s not all bad
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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And so we dreamed the impossible… that Gambargin's Lady Oda would being cute.
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him
Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.

“Shame on you, @Grok”
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The AI slop accounts seem to come in fits and starts, i didn’t see a single one for months and today I’ve blocked like two dozen it’s madness
June 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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*Sips* Yep. Quake II was a good game.
June 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
www.extremetech.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Doomscrolling break. A hedgehog bimbling about doing hedgehoggy things.
June 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Dealing with violations of trash disposal etiquette🗑️

ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆
June 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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"It's ableist to tell writers that reading a lot is necessary if they want to improve their writing skill" haunts my dreams.
i sometimes think about how the Lockheed Martin legacy hire smol bean YA author landlord [bite down on the cyanide tooth if you’re still following along] was responsible for like a dozen of the most cursed discourses on the old site
...actually in error. Discourses Georg, who engages in 85,325 Discourses every day is an outlier adn should not be counted
May 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM