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Flulflulf
@ulfskjaeran.bsky.social
· Jan 24
HOT SINGLES in YOUR area want YOU to MOVE to another AREA
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What Marilyn Manson actually did was to remove his cock to be able to suck his ribs. I've heard.
December 18, 2024 at 10:02 AM
What Marilyn Manson actually did was to remove his cock to be able to suck his ribs. I've heard.
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Ask your doctor if jumping off a bridge is right for you.
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ask your doctor if jumping off a bridge is right for you.
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HOT SINGLES in YOUR area want YOU to MOVE to another AREA
January 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
HOT SINGLES in YOUR area want YOU to MOVE to another AREA
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Let’s put the news on while we fuck and see who loses their arousal first.
February 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Let’s put the news on while we fuck and see who loses their arousal first.
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In Space, no one can hear you cum.
March 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In Space, no one can hear you cum.
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Be the Bottomless Pit you wish to see in the World.
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Be the Bottomless Pit you wish to see in the World.
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Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
WASHINGTON—Lauded as a generational advocate for sexual contact between relatives, former New York City mayor and man who married his cousin Rudy Giuliani was awarded the Presidential Medal of Incest ...
theonion.com
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest
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This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
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"US Open?" More like "US *Closed*", I'd say! Hahahaha!
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"US Open?" More like "US *Closed*", I'd say! Hahahaha!
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
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Be the Lee Harvey Oswald you want to see in the world.
March 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Be the Lee Harvey Oswald you want to see in the world.
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I called my congessman, but he hung up when I asked him what he was wearing.
February 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I called my congessman, but he hung up when I asked him what he was wearing.
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Bad news, gang. RFKjr simply insists on narrating my audiobook, and I don’t have the heart to tell him no
September 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bad news, gang. RFKjr simply insists on narrating my audiobook, and I don’t have the heart to tell him no
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a No Doubt cover band called No, Doubt
September 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
a No Doubt cover band called No, Doubt
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I think I landed at RFK airport once.
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think I landed at RFK airport once.
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You do know all of this bullshit is about the Epstein files and the miserable job numbers in our miserable economy, right?
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You do know all of this bullshit is about the Epstein files and the miserable job numbers in our miserable economy, right?
"US Open?" More like "US *Closed*", I'd say! Hahahaha!
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"US Open?" More like "US *Closed*", I'd say! Hahahaha!
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
Please laugh, I'm so lonely...
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Donald Trump is on a losing streak. Can the rule of law stop his executive overreach?
How Many Court Cases Can Trump Lose in a Single Week?
From tariffs and immigration to the National Guard, federal judges are rejecting Trump’s ridiculous cover stories.
www.newyorker.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Donald Trump is on a losing streak. Can the rule of law stop his executive overreach?
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POV: you are being rendered assistance
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
POV: you are being rendered assistance
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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
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I don't know why I'm even going to bother, but no it wasn't. It was hardly even brought up in the Federalist papers. The people who created the United States were almost pathologically fixated on the Roman Republic and Enlightenment-era Liberalism.
White Christian Taliban shit right here.
Time to stop tiptoeing around it. These people are fanatics pursuing a Holy War. It’s a critical piece of the threat assessment that should inform our strategies. (Psst. They’re not just going to hand back power.)
Time to stop tiptoeing around it. These people are fanatics pursuing a Holy War. It’s a critical piece of the threat assessment that should inform our strategies. (Psst. They’re not just going to hand back power.)
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I don't know why I'm even going to bother, but no it wasn't. It was hardly even brought up in the Federalist papers. The people who created the United States were almost pathologically fixated on the Roman Republic and Enlightenment-era Liberalism.
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A former Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to shut down the engines of a plane while it was in flight, two days after he took psychedelic mushrooms, expressed regret to passengers and thanked crew members who had stopped him as he pleaded guilty or no contest on Friday to state and federal charges.
Off-Duty Pilot Who Tried to Shut Off Engines Expresses Regret in Court
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A former Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to shut down the engines of a plane while it was in flight, two days after he took psychedelic mushrooms, expressed regret to passengers and thanked crew members who had stopped him as he pleaded guilty or no contest on Friday to state and federal charges.
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I hope the British are aware that the King at one point in the future will Di.
February 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I hope the British are aware that the King at one point in the future will Di.
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New executive order is coming up, banning Rap Collectives because of socialism.
February 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
New executive order is coming up, banning Rap Collectives because of socialism.