Corey Hart
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Corey Hart
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'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie.

Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.

📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
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Simpsons x Indie Games time:
Toddler having fun on the lock screen 🫩
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am richly rewarded for saying 'f that' when those launched at $30 a pop. Had been 100% planning on scooping them at $20/ea.
Amiibo: Zelda - Sidon / Yunobo currently available for $9.99 each on Amazon. SF6 - Jamie / Luke $14.99 buff.ly/q6YniI9

Best Buy $9.99/$14.99 all each buff.ly/luwwMPU #ad
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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If you're wondering what band is best to play drums on a steering wheel to: it's Cake. It's absolutely Cake.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So Nico is being fired because AD and Kyrie are hurt? I mean - technically absolutely fair but like is Dumont actually surprised that they're hurt?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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TV/ALF1.GIF
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's basically ammonia or bleach, both of which are famously A-OK to just leave on your hands to evaporate, and that also have famously benign odors.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I've never liked how GIF went from a specific image file format that can be animated but is also limited to 256 colors to a generic term for what are now literal mp4 videos.

I've been making websites since 1998, these are not GIFs! Let's just call fiber internet telegraph wire while we're at it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Close enough! @qcrd.net
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Simpsons x Indie Games time:
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM