Corey Hart
@ulanshad.net
'What would Giant Boy Detective do?' Mostly lurks, lowbie.
Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.
📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
Sabres, Simpsons, Nintendo — things of this nature.
📍 Buffalo, NY via Grove City, PA
Toddler having fun on the lock screen
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Toddler having fun on the lock screen
[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."
I was not exaggerating, btw
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I was not exaggerating, btw
Simpsons x Indie Games time:
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Simpsons x Indie Games time:
Me, after getting shit for drafting 7 centers in my fantasy basketball league:"Everyone knows about Robinson and Duncan, the Twin Towers... What my roster pre-supposes is, what if you had nothing but towers?"
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me, after getting shit for drafting 7 centers in my fantasy basketball league:"Everyone knows about Robinson and Duncan, the Twin Towers... What my roster pre-supposes is, what if you had nothing but towers?"
Still use the EarthBound-themed skin I made back in high school
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Still use the EarthBound-themed skin I made back in high school
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined (2026, Square Enix)
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined (2026, Square Enix)
"James, I know it's more expensive but I just think the case with a bigger lighting system would make me happier... you DO want me to be happy, don't you?" - this guy's chat it, apparently
September 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"James, I know it's more expensive but I just think the case with a bigger lighting system would make me happier... you DO want me to be happy, don't you?" - this guy's chat it, apparently
How dare you stand where he stood!
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How dare you stand where he stood!
Reminds me of all their inane-bait YouTube shorts
August 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Reminds me of all their inane-bait YouTube shorts
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Me and everyone at the theater, when Mad Dog comes out to fight Ting:
August 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me and everyone at the theater, when Mad Dog comes out to fight Ting: