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Joshua
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I am Jack's worn out metaphor.
Mmmm... Yes, I will take 1 Sonny Gray and $20 million. That's the appetizer though, Breslow, not the entree. Keep going.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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If you still haven't seen jmail.world ... you should. I mean, unless you're not interested in a Gmail clone populated with all of the released Epstein emails. Searchable, separated by who he corresponded with. Good job, fellas.
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I don't care about that dumb bitch or any of the men she fucked or any of their shitty articles about her. put her on an ice floe and shove her out to sea forever
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Some of my favorite social media types are the "my whole thing is obliviously condescending to people about stuff that applies to me more than anyone I'm condescending to" types.

@ILoveMyGiantChickenCostume: "No one dresses up as poultry and anyone who does should be ashamed. Be better."
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If you still haven't seen jmail.world ... you should. I mean, unless you're not interested in a Gmail clone populated with all of the released Epstein emails. Searchable, separated by who he corresponded with. Good job, fellas.
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Jim Jordan is, of all people, demonstrably NOT "all for" either of those things.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A ghoul who's spent her entire career spouting the most unforgivable shit backs releasing Epstein files because they implicate the president who killed her senate run and a bunch of #RESIST types fall all over themselves talking about "people can change" despite not a single changed belief.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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spare a thought for the poor souls who spent years working towards getting an invite to sex pest island only to have it cruelly snatched away
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If your mortgage is less than fifty (50) years, it’s Woke! You’re Woke!
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's the brand new 150-year mortgage. Save 10% off your monthly payment then pass it on to a relative of your choosing when you die! All said and done, you and your family only end up spending like 8 times what the house is worth. Don't you want your great-grandchildren to (possibly) own a home??
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
burnt. the hell. out.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SHOHEI

4 of the last 5

FOUR OF THE LAST FIVE
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Friendly reminder that the NYT asked Ms Rachel if she was paid by Hamas.
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.

They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is continually so funny to me. Every new picture there's like 3 more plastic gold pieces of flair from Hobby Lobby.
Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
godDAMN
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm going to watch The Rocketeer because The Rocketeer still absolutely SLAPS.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"When you're a star, they let you do it."
Trump calls Erika Kirk over for a kiss.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM