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Josh reached out to us on our Instagram and sent us a video of him hurdling people on a fake punt. Who doesn't love a fake punt with punter hurdles.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Josh reached out to us on our Instagram and sent us a video of him hurdling people on a fake punt. Who doesn't love a fake punt with punter hurdles.
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
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2024 election coverage was like “voters concerned about The Economy are voting for Trump, the Economy Candidate, who understands money” and meanwhile economists were like “if Donald Trump enacts his proposed economic policies, which have never ever worked, it will cause an insta-recession”
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
2024 election coverage was like “voters concerned about The Economy are voting for Trump, the Economy Candidate, who understands money” and meanwhile economists were like “if Donald Trump enacts his proposed economic policies, which have never ever worked, it will cause an insta-recession”
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every republican president destroys the economy
2025 is now, officially, the worst year for job creation outside of recession since 2003.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
every republican president destroys the economy
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God i wish i was watching a game between Eastern Michigan and San Jose State rn
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
God i wish i was watching a game between Eastern Michigan and San Jose State rn
Too bad there isn’t an NFL game on tonight
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Too bad there isn’t an NFL game on tonight
I just found out CFB is still happening. Why aren’t these cowards playing on Saturday?
January 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I just found out CFB is still happening. Why aren’t these cowards playing on Saturday?
Every single espn CFB personality
If there was one announcer that you could mute... who would it be?
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Peacock adding enhancements that may allow fans to mute announcers, control crowd noise
Peacock is introducing a series of new Dolby products that may allow fans to control audio levels for announcers and crowd noise.
awfulannouncing.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Every single espn CFB personality
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January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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another fun thing is williams and fisch having the same agent
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
another fun thing is williams and fisch having the same agent
I really don’t like what’s going on today
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I really don’t like what’s going on today
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If ICE can do this to a random woman in a car, they could and would absolutely do this to any elected official, journalists, human rights lawyer, or immigration advocate they deem to be an enemy of the regime
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
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A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
If ICE can do this to a random woman in a car, they could and would absolutely do this to any elected official, journalists, human rights lawyer, or immigration advocate they deem to be an enemy of the regime
Watching real CFB tonight
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Watching real CFB tonight
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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you’re not cutting edge or an early adopter you’re actually just living a completely different life than your user base and that’s a problem! all of these people are detached from the real world
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
you’re not cutting edge or an early adopter you’re actually just living a completely different life than your user base and that’s a problem! all of these people are detached from the real world
Too bad there isn’t an NFL game on today
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Too bad there isn’t an NFL game on today
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I asked my doctor if I was healthy enough for sex. He asked me how I got his personal cell phone number. We are not the same
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I asked my doctor if I was healthy enough for sex. He asked me how I got his personal cell phone number. We are not the same
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you know who has had it too good for too long in this society? that's right. people who have to take care of other people's kids every day
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you know who has had it too good for too long in this society? that's right. people who have to take care of other people's kids every day
This WSU/Seattle U game was a questionable way to spend time and money…
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This WSU/Seattle U game was a questionable way to spend time and money…