kyle 中和 turner
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Erstwhile sissy sophisticate and pasta enthusiast. words in GQ, W Magazine, and the New York Times, and also The Queer Film Guide.
this but all of Perkins’s movies
Keeper has real "48 Hour Film Project" energy dressed up with some handsome images www.avclub.com/keeper-review
Oz Perkins spends a long weekend in the woods with the forgettable ghost story Keeper
Oz Perkins' Keeper is a straightforward cabin-in-the-woods two-hander whose big genre pivots are as dull as its rote premise.
www.avclub.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
this but all of Perkins’s movies
have enjoyed using Mezzanine a lot, as a letterboxd for theatre kind of app to log shows I’ve seen.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
have enjoyed using Mezzanine a lot, as a letterboxd for theatre kind of app to log shows I’ve seen.
chicken noodle soup is the best soup
What’s your least interesting opinion?
Mine is a tie between “Paul is the best Beatle” and “Ketchup is the best condiment”
Mine is a tie between “Paul is the best Beatle” and “Ketchup is the best condiment”
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
chicken noodle soup is the best soup
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cool to see Lesley Manville on stage, but generally did not care for Robert Icke’s blunt, smarmy take on OEDIPUS. more at nytg: www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/oedi...
'Oedipus' Broadway review — Mark Strong and Lesley Manville are explosive in this reimagined classic | New York Theatre Guide
Read our review of *Oedipus* on Broadway, director/adapter Robert Icke's modern take on Sophocles's Greek tragedy, starring Mark Strong and Lesley Manville. Read all our theatre reviews at NewYorkThea...
www.newyorktheatreguide.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
cool to see Lesley Manville on stage, but generally did not care for Robert Icke’s blunt, smarmy take on OEDIPUS. more at nytg: www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/oedi...
i am feeling fine in spite of everything. i think it’s because i have a frozen lasagna in the freezer.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i am feeling fine in spite of everything. i think it’s because i have a frozen lasagna in the freezer.
cool to see Lesley Manville on stage, but generally did not care for Robert Icke’s blunt, smarmy take on OEDIPUS. more at nytg: www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/oedi...
'Oedipus' Broadway review — Mark Strong and Lesley Manville are explosive in this reimagined classic | New York Theatre Guide
Read our review of *Oedipus* on Broadway, director/adapter Robert Icke's modern take on Sophocles's Greek tragedy, starring Mark Strong and Lesley Manville. Read all our theatre reviews at NewYorkThea...
www.newyorktheatreguide.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
cool to see Lesley Manville on stage, but generally did not care for Robert Icke’s blunt, smarmy take on OEDIPUS. more at nytg: www.newyorktheatreguide.com/reviews/oedi...
so i listen to LUX once (okay four times back to back) and now my instagram feed is just Rosalía stuff now
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
so i listen to LUX once (okay four times back to back) and now my instagram feed is just Rosalía stuff now
you're telling me oz perkins made an undercooked movie?????????? well i NEVER
"It’s intriguing until it’s not, letting an undercooked and underconceptualized dessert taint the whole meal."
Tatiana Maslany is giving her all in Oz Perkins' KEEPER, an otherwise frustrating slow burn that trails off in its third act.
Tatiana Maslany is giving her all in Oz Perkins' KEEPER, an otherwise frustrating slow burn that trails off in its third act.
Review: Osgood Perkins' KEEPER is a Haunted, Yet Underdeveloped, Nightmare - Daily Dead
Ah, yes. The Osgood "Oz" Perkins, who built his brand on festering gloom and speculative dread, returns in Keeper. Romance blossoms not into happily ever afters, but supernatural distress and a myster...
dailydead.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you're telling me oz perkins made an undercooked movie?????????? well i NEVER
had to watch MARKED WOMAN twice because my attention span at home is so bad, but also it's weird to watch a movie where Humphrey Bogart is just sort of there and leaves little impression. Bette Davis is good though!
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
had to watch MARKED WOMAN twice because my attention span at home is so bad, but also it's weird to watch a movie where Humphrey Bogart is just sort of there and leaves little impression. Bette Davis is good though!
Robert Icke's OEDIPUS
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Robert Icke's OEDIPUS
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I can barely keep up with my own emails, now I have to also be keeping up with the incriminating ones??
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I can barely keep up with my own emails, now I have to also be keeping up with the incriminating ones??
if Damon Daunno took off his shirt in THE SEAT OF OUR PANTS (a fairly unnecessary musical adaptation of Wilder's THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH), it would be a 30% better show
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if Damon Daunno took off his shirt in THE SEAT OF OUR PANTS (a fairly unnecessary musical adaptation of Wilder's THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH), it would be a 30% better show
Floating Weeds Policing
Floating Clouds Policing
Broken flowers policing
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Floating Weeds Policing
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My prime time program with TCM on November 17th covers Robert Altman's COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME and the Gay Bar Christmas Picture SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE doesn't screen anywhere very often and doesn't have a DVD in circulation.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My prime time program with TCM on November 17th covers Robert Altman's COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME and the Gay Bar Christmas Picture SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE doesn't screen anywhere very often and doesn't have a DVD in circulation.
in high school, i was at a friend’s house and they had a little patio in their backyard that was 5/6 feet off the ground. I thought it would be fun to see if i could jump atop it. I ran towards it and my brain said jump but my body did nothing so i just close-lined myself.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
in high school, i was at a friend’s house and they had a little patio in their backyard that was 5/6 feet off the ground. I thought it would be fun to see if i could jump atop it. I ran towards it and my brain said jump but my body did nothing so i just close-lined myself.
canon never mattered to the Bond movies until the Daniel Craig cycle. suck it up, reboot it again.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
canon never mattered to the Bond movies until the Daniel Craig cycle. suck it up, reboot it again.
finally listened to Lily Allen's WEST END GIRL (fine, forgettable), and ROSALÍA's LUX (sweeping, haunting, epic, magisterial, totemic)
listened to LUX four times
listened to LUX four times
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
finally listened to Lily Allen's WEST END GIRL (fine, forgettable), and ROSALÍA's LUX (sweeping, haunting, epic, magisterial, totemic)
listened to LUX four times
listened to LUX four times
“Berghain”—ROSALÍA (2025, Nicolas Méndez) // THREE COLORS: BLUE (1993, Krzysztof Kieślowski)
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Berghain”—ROSALÍA (2025, Nicolas Méndez) // THREE COLORS: BLUE (1993, Krzysztof Kieślowski)
the brat curls here are off the charts
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the brat curls here are off the charts
everyone who bitches about certain movies being like “filmed plays” would not last seeing actual theater. they would not be able to handle seeing a two hander about clowns holding an ancient ghost hostage in the middle of purgatory set dressed like a Panera Bread staged in the basement of a church.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
everyone who bitches about certain movies being like “filmed plays” would not last seeing actual theater. they would not be able to handle seeing a two hander about clowns holding an ancient ghost hostage in the middle of purgatory set dressed like a Panera Bread staged in the basement of a church.
@luxurytrash.bsky.social watching ANNIE HALL for the first time and texts me this
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@luxurytrash.bsky.social watching ANNIE HALL for the first time and texts me this
PETER HUJAR'S DAY is so important to me because he talks about napping and sandwiches
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
PETER HUJAR'S DAY is so important to me because he talks about napping and sandwiches
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i think it’s probably my lefty seeing a lot of theatre male privilege but had similar problems with LIBERATION that i did w PRINCE FAGGOT, in that it has a romantic affair with ‘60s/‘70s liberatory politic spelled out the same way in art that it has been since then. sorta Barbie monologue coded
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i think it’s probably my lefty seeing a lot of theatre male privilege but had similar problems with LIBERATION that i did w PRINCE FAGGOT, in that it has a romantic affair with ‘60s/‘70s liberatory politic spelled out the same way in art that it has been since then. sorta Barbie monologue coded