tychon
@tychon.dev
haalaitsi tunia
kortaate imparia
kortaate fasistia
kortatsi tuni
they|he
kortaate imparia
kortaate fasistia
kortatsi tuni
they|he
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tychon
@tychon.dev
· Nov 21
Pin thing.
Whatever you followed me for, you're probably not going to get much of it. Imagine finding a message in a bottle at the beach, but it's actually a pile of crumpled, self-addressed post-it notes with idiolectal abbreviations.
Whatever you followed me for, you're probably not going to get much of it. Imagine finding a message in a bottle at the beach, but it's actually a pile of crumpled, self-addressed post-it notes with idiolectal abbreviations.
Working for not wishing for your happy new year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Working for not wishing for your happy new year.
Alf Life 2
Significantly change a game by adding or removing one letter.
Say "The Spire"
Say "The Spire"
Significantly change a game by adding or removing one letter.
Tactical Beach Wizards
Tactical Beach Wizards
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Alf Life 2
I have learned I did not know how to say satiety.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have learned I did not know how to say satiety.
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They still haven't accepted that the South lost, so no.
do they know sauron loses
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They still haven't accepted that the South lost, so no.
Thinking back to the time I ordered 5 lbs of Swedish fish for someone else by drunken mistake.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Thinking back to the time I ordered 5 lbs of Swedish fish for someone else by drunken mistake.
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That's a bold assumption, NASA
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That's a bold assumption, NASA
I took off my headphones and learned it's raining
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I took off my headphones and learned it's raining
I know there's no way to do it well, but getting recognized by nominal amounts is infuriating seeing how little it takes to be seen and knowing how often those who have nothing to give still manage but those who do manage less than a bad first date.
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I know there's no way to do it well, but getting recognized by nominal amounts is infuriating seeing how little it takes to be seen and knowing how often those who have nothing to give still manage but those who do manage less than a bad first date.
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Reply or quote with something good you did for your friends or community this year! 😊👇
I've been saying this to @distributeaid.org's major donors in our end of year emails, but we all really aught to be highlighting the good that we do.
It's not a brag, it's an example to others and normalizes helping your community. 😊
It's not a brag, it's an example to others and normalizes helping your community. 😊
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reply or quote with something good you did for your friends or community this year! 😊👇
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The selfishness just fucking enrages me
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The selfishness just fucking enrages me
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Has it been Sunday all day??? When did Saturday happen???
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Has it been Sunday all day??? When did Saturday happen???
why does the CGA era screaming fleshlight have a lard hat
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
why does the CGA era screaming fleshlight have a lard hat
A feature of Posting is that the things are not about me or necessarily even for me, unless I've entered the special Main Character mode, so they do not require my mental or emotional presence. It can be just a word sauna and I am just floating there.
A message to me is not that.
A message to me is not that.
December 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A feature of Posting is that the things are not about me or necessarily even for me, unless I've entered the special Main Character mode, so they do not require my mental or emotional presence. It can be just a word sauna and I am just floating there.
A message to me is not that.
A message to me is not that.
Following Chise has been something of a pleasant counter to the constant barrage of "nothing good will happen again" feelings. Sure, medical news is an "in mice" and "in 20 years" conundrum, but even the feeling that we still try is helpful.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Following Chise has been something of a pleasant counter to the constant barrage of "nothing good will happen again" feelings. Sure, medical news is an "in mice" and "in 20 years" conundrum, but even the feeling that we still try is helpful.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
In 1999 I spent a lot of time making up languages and this came from that. I eventually found out it was also the name of a canonized saint, which explained why more and more people kept taking it as the internet became common.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME...
It's me, I knew it was odd to go by your full govt on social media but I wanted to have my real name associated with stand up comedy and being funny
It's me, I knew it was odd to go by your full govt on social media but I wanted to have my real name associated with stand up comedy and being funny
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In 1999 I spent a lot of time making up languages and this came from that. I eventually found out it was also the name of a canonized saint, which explained why more and more people kept taking it as the internet became common.
Everyone is either "I know that fellow" or "It me, I'm fellow"
this fellow has broken loose from somewhere; he’s talking about something and somebody we don’t know
December 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Everyone is either "I know that fellow" or "It me, I'm fellow"
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the first time in history this shit has happened. first time and it's on camera. what a privilege
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the first time in history this shit has happened. first time and it's on camera. what a privilege
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kinda weird how liens are harder to enforce if you insist on being paid in a paper check and not direct deposit, and always go to the bank and cash it instead of ever letting money hit your bank account
real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
kinda weird how liens are harder to enforce if you insist on being paid in a paper check and not direct deposit, and always go to the bank and cash it instead of ever letting money hit your bank account
real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
You can, however, squeeze blood into a stone.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You can, however, squeeze blood into a stone.
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Helping Grandpa✨
焼き芋の翁ちゃんのお手伝いですっ☆
解体ハンマーで棒ぶっ叩くだけですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
焼き芋の翁ちゃんのお手伝いですっ☆
解体ハンマーで棒ぶっ叩くだけですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Helping Grandpa✨
焼き芋の翁ちゃんのお手伝いですっ☆
解体ハンマーで棒ぶっ叩くだけですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆
焼き芋の翁ちゃんのお手伝いですっ☆
解体ハンマーで棒ぶっ叩くだけですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆