@twomeyville.bsky.social
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Your car is essentially worthless when it’s not at the gas station.
September 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Your car is essentially worthless when it’s not at the gas station.
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
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*listening to a parakeet speak my own voice back to me*
This animal is clearly having very deep and complex thoughts about the world.
This animal is clearly having very deep and complex thoughts about the world.
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*listening to a parakeet speak my own voice back to me*
This animal is clearly having very deep and complex thoughts about the world.
This animal is clearly having very deep and complex thoughts about the world.
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Josh Johnson is so good and I’m glad his audience is growing.
Comedians—Colbert, Rosie, Joy Behar, Trey and Matt—are being threatened because they are threatening to this inhumane regime.
I hope they keep banding together, doubling down, and speaking truth to power.
Comedians—Colbert, Rosie, Joy Behar, Trey and Matt—are being threatened because they are threatening to this inhumane regime.
I hope they keep banding together, doubling down, and speaking truth to power.
July 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Josh Johnson is so good and I’m glad his audience is growing.
Comedians—Colbert, Rosie, Joy Behar, Trey and Matt—are being threatened because they are threatening to this inhumane regime.
I hope they keep banding together, doubling down, and speaking truth to power.
Comedians—Colbert, Rosie, Joy Behar, Trey and Matt—are being threatened because they are threatening to this inhumane regime.
I hope they keep banding together, doubling down, and speaking truth to power.
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Oh my America, North Korea really has his number! Must watch.
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh my America, North Korea really has his number! Must watch.
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May 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
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UPDATE: From the original poster of the letter on FB:
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
UPDATE: From the original poster of the letter on FB:
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Torrey Craig starting center?
February 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Torrey Craig starting center?
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Bernie Sanders is 💯correct:
"And in their pursuit of more power, more control, and more wealth, they are determined to not allow democracy and the rule of law to get in their way."
"And in their pursuit of more power, more control, and more wealth, they are determined to not allow democracy and the rule of law to get in their way."
February 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bernie Sanders is 💯correct:
"And in their pursuit of more power, more control, and more wealth, they are determined to not allow democracy and the rule of law to get in their way."
"And in their pursuit of more power, more control, and more wealth, they are determined to not allow democracy and the rule of law to get in their way."
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Bill Russell jersey looks 🔥🔥
🚨jersey giveaway🚨
giving away all jerseys pictured. rover moon XL, all other jerseys L. bottom 3 embroidered.
to enter:
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- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
tomorrow i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey! go c’s ☘️
giving away all jerseys pictured. rover moon XL, all other jerseys L. bottom 3 embroidered.
to enter:
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- follow myself & @shopbanner18.bsky.social
- comment/QT which jersey you want
tomorrow i’ll randomly pick a winner for each jersey! go c’s ☘️
February 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bill Russell jersey looks 🔥🔥
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MY NAME IS LUKE KORNET AND I AM CHAMPION.
“If you need me, I have 4 minutes and 7 fouls to give coach.”
February 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
MY NAME IS LUKE KORNET AND I AM CHAMPION.
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Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.
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Tommy also had the most pithy and epic quote about Russell’s legacy:
"Look, all I know is, the guy won two NCAA championships, 50-some college games in a row, the ['56] Olympics, then he came to Boston and won 11 championships in 13 years, and they named a fucking tunnel after Ted Williams."
"Look, all I know is, the guy won two NCAA championships, 50-some college games in a row, the ['56] Olympics, then he came to Boston and won 11 championships in 13 years, and they named a fucking tunnel after Ted Williams."
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Tommy also had the most pithy and epic quote about Russell’s legacy:
"Look, all I know is, the guy won two NCAA championships, 50-some college games in a row, the ['56] Olympics, then he came to Boston and won 11 championships in 13 years, and they named a fucking tunnel after Ted Williams."
"Look, all I know is, the guy won two NCAA championships, 50-some college games in a row, the ['56] Olympics, then he came to Boston and won 11 championships in 13 years, and they named a fucking tunnel after Ted Williams."
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i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become
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This was posted yesterday morning before the DCA crash. Prescient.
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This was posted yesterday morning before the DCA crash. Prescient.
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Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.