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"Nature is the standard for truth and beauty." Bernd Henrich. ”You're too tight," critiqued Tatsunami."Relax. Go out there and enjoy your sumo. ...also Free Palestine
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This is the way. Leave EEUU. Don’t post. Vote w your free will, take ur knowledge money and power.
Great piece and very insightful.
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Correct
Until Miller’s gone these are just gestural purges to sanitize and consolidate his reign of terror.
BREAKING: The Border Patrol's Greg Bovino has been ousted from his role of "Commander at Large"—and Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski could be next to lose their jobs, sources tell @nickmiroff.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Great piece thanks for posting. I would still prefer they tank or trade Simons + Hauser to ATL for PEL 2026 unprotected lottery pick.
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I’m in BOS to DCA, let’s see what happens. I did see this once in MIA to UIO.
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Higher
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Twats
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
chinga tu maga
“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,”sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Farmer voted for Trump in 2024 and complains that China stopped buying American soybeans. He doesn’t know why, doesn’t blame Trump but thinks “someone in Washington dropped the ball”. 🤦🏾‍♂️
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
booo....
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I’m part of (in?) the Onionati Now! Praise be. Under Tim’s (creepy) eye. Hope the print doesn’t smudge.
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Brilliant
As a professional Traffic Engineer in Massachusetts, this could not be more spot on.

Well done, @mcsweeneys.net
Massachusetts Road Signs
Massachusetts<br> Road Signs
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Chinga tu maga pendejos.
“.. we didn’t get what we thought we were going to get.”

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Devastating right hand and wow, that velocity
Happy birthday in heaven to one of my absolute all-time favorite athletes, Big George Foreman.
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
He’s a hilarious giant man
Asked if he’s expecting a tribute video tonight at TD Garden, Luke Kornet joked, “For potential Hall of Famers like myself, you kind of expect it at a certain point.”

Asked what he’d put into the video, Kornet said, “I don't think we have a lot of footage of my training room trivia domination.”
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
And it tastes like sweaty dirty balls.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You may need a hobby and a couple of human friends. Hilarious post!!
When I stepped away from social media this week, I caught up on the new season of FALLOUT, which is all about a wealthy weirdo, one who works in tech and is obsessed with a paranoid vision of eugenics, bringing about the end of the world.

So that was a nice change of pace.
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
They don’t long term. They make some noise in playoffs with him this year. Sign and trade him 2027. The key is the NOP unprotected pick 2026 loaded draft.
Why would they want Trae Young?
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
How about: Hauser, Walsh, Anfernee + filler for Trae, plus ATL 1st 2026, NOP unprotected 1st +swap 2027 first round. Loaded 2026 draft. Sets up next gen bridge via draft.
There are only so many wing minutes.

Brown starts, while Walsh, Hugo, Minott and Scheierman compete for the remaining floor time.

Tatum will return at some point and the crunch will be magnified.

It a good problem but the Cs might be dangling a wing in search of a big at the deadline. (not Hugo)
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I will now keep cash available to tip directly.
ah, there goes feeling somewhat good about always tipping well
“I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company.

The driver sees $0 of it.”

www.reddit.com/r/confession...
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What garbage
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Is it true that Israel is now the ONLY country to ever ban MSF? Or is Russia and 70s Angola feeling seen?
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
He’s sick sick sicko, but he’s ours.
Joe Mazzulla won NBA Coach Of The Month for the 5th time in his short career…

To quote him “Nobody cares”.
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Keep up the good work!
Immigration and Customs Enforcement uses over 175 facilities across the states and territories of the US to detain people who ICE believes are eligible for removal.

Starting today, I am going to start posting some summary information from DetentionReports.com for two facilities each day.
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It would be good to know what company is he talking about.
"The logic is: "Why pay this guy $15 for a run when we know he’s desperate enough to do it for $6?" We save the good tips for the "casual" drivers to hook them in and gamify their experience, while the full-timers get grinded into dust."
“I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company.

The driver sees $0 of it.”

www.reddit.com/r/confession...
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM