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Michael Tritter
@tritter.bsky.social
Long-time internet person

Industrious user of electronic instruments, feeder of cat and teen

Warner Bros., Annapurna, Oberlin, spacejam dot com

Currently disassociating
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Set aside Sen. Mike Lee's storm of lies and incitement here. Lee literally made jokes on Twitter about the fmr Speaker of the Minnesota state house being murdered in her home by a right wing extremist. Hard to imagine any more twisted and malicious person in public life.
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dealing with JFK, Delta Airlines, and LAX on the same day is radicalizing
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Why no Man In The High Castle-style alternate history sf film that asks what if Jane Jacobs had never stopped Robert Moses for the first time in the 50s
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
more shocking than the price of the ticket is the fact that my parents allowed me as a very young person to go to new jersey
July 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This 17s video has amassed 220 comments and 219 of them are guitarists who are furious with me
July 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it.

Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have never sent a fax from the beach
thanks for nothing AT&T
May 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
psychotic criminals in pro-vigilantism 70s exploitation films loved a bandana, or in Goldblum's case, a jaunty cravat
May 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Nobody Does It Better" is the best Bond theme
May 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Oh wow, Ras Baraka is the son of the late Amiri Baraka, the playwright and poet (and onetime Poet Laureate of New Jersey yes that was once a title that existed).
May 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Lieutenant Kyle. Just minding his damn business and running the transporter in multiple universes. A go along to get along fellow. Unjustly agonized by mirror universe Spock. (Spock later saved the day but he was a tremendous asshole from a universe of assholes, Kyle did not deserve this.)
Name a #StarTrek character you love that most people don't. Gush about said character for bonus points. #Treksky
May 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Pope Leo XIV was 30 in the mid-80s which means he was definitely aware of synth pop
May 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Storming into my room and slamming the door because I didn't think of this joke
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave
May 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Excellent ranking
Fine, since we're doing this.

Wrath of Khan
Undiscovered Country
First Contact
Search for Spock
Voyage Home
The Motion Picture
Generations
Insurrection
Nemesis
Final Frontier
Beyond
Trek
Into Darkness
May 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
for those who celebrate
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
catching up on the story of star wars and laser weapons and tie ships
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I swear it was was not intentionally in honor of 5/4 but found myself digging up my old copy of the SW Despecialized Edition to show someone and was surprised to have a real emotional reaction to it. Still shocks me how much the filmmaker botched things when he fucked with it later.
May 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ghorman's alien language is just [French chef's kiss]
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I would watch 40 more seasons of Andor
April 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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All that bootlegger money spent trying to climb the social ladder out of Irishness only to end up with a guy whose head is made of corned beef
Says the 71-year-old man shot full of testosterone till he looks like a slab of speck
RFK JR: Our fertility is dropping dramatically. Teenagers in this country have the same testosterone levels as 68 year old men
April 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hillbilly Assassin
April 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM