Trad Dad
@tricam-tyrant.bsky.social
You wanna win by one point or fuckin' thirty points, Charlie Brown?
I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you buy! Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for eighty grand and a three year contract. I'm the easiest part of your problem, and you're gonna kill me, Charlie Brown?
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You wanna win by one point or fuckin' thirty points, Charlie Brown?
Reposted by Trad Dad
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
There is no economy good button, only an economy bad button, and Trump is pressing it
Still incredible how "the economy" was the top priority for voters in 2024 and so they voted in someone who in January 2025 started doing what he said he'd do and they immediately recognized that was terrible for the economy and their personal finances. 🤷♂️
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There is no economy good button, only an economy bad button, and Trump is pressing it
There is no "economy good" button that an administration can press but there are many "economy bad" buttons and both Trump admins love to press them. Bush did a few too.
Every Republican president of my lifetime has destroyed the global economy and it doesn’t matter at all electorally
the enduring wishcasting power of "republicans are good at the economy" is truly something to behold
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There is no "economy good" button that an administration can press but there are many "economy bad" buttons and both Trump admins love to press them. Bush did a few too.
Sorry but if I see one of these fuckers it's on sight
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sorry but if I see one of these fuckers it's on sight
1. Conference room full of banker boxes and takeout, getting to the bottom of the conspiracy
2. The American West (it's FUBAR)
3. The woods have feelings and they're mad
4. Fictional band with in-film songs that go
5. It's just me and the boys boppin but we're also deeply empathetic
2. The American West (it's FUBAR)
3. The woods have feelings and they're mad
4. Fictional band with in-film songs that go
5. It's just me and the boys boppin but we're also deeply empathetic
Top 5 movie genres are:
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
Top 5 movie genres are:
People being shits at a dinner party
Rotting mansion, faded starlet/society beauty, high-camp fuckdown
Either nothing or everything happened, glacially slowly & visually stunningly
Woman is being haunted or maybe there’s actually a gross guy
Tilda Swinton hears a weird noise
People being shits at a dinner party
Rotting mansion, faded starlet/society beauty, high-camp fuckdown
Either nothing or everything happened, glacially slowly & visually stunningly
Woman is being haunted or maybe there’s actually a gross guy
Tilda Swinton hears a weird noise
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
1. Conference room full of banker boxes and takeout, getting to the bottom of the conspiracy
2. The American West (it's FUBAR)
3. The woods have feelings and they're mad
4. Fictional band with in-film songs that go
5. It's just me and the boys boppin but we're also deeply empathetic
2. The American West (it's FUBAR)
3. The woods have feelings and they're mad
4. Fictional band with in-film songs that go
5. It's just me and the boys boppin but we're also deeply empathetic
Chuck Schumer showing up to Appomattox at the last minute and brokering a deal to let the Confederate government and army continue to exist in exchange for their promise to attend a negotiation about returning parts of Virginia to the Union.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Chuck Schumer showing up to Appomattox at the last minute and brokering a deal to let the Confederate government and army continue to exist in exchange for their promise to attend a negotiation about returning parts of Virginia to the Union.
I was playing one of those time-pressure trivia games where you describe a person and your team has to guess and I described OJ Simpson as "an actor" who was tried for murder (I guess I was thinking about The Naked Gun?)
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was playing one of those time-pressure trivia games where you describe a person and your team has to guess and I described OJ Simpson as "an actor" who was tried for murder (I guess I was thinking about The Naked Gun?)
Government by and for Twitter content theory remains undefeated
Is this the long-awaited, much-ballyhooed replacement for Obamacare?
You message the president on social media and hope he intervenes?
You message the president on social media and hope he intervenes?
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Government by and for Twitter content theory remains undefeated
Churches, famous for attaching conditions to aiding the poor and for establishing consequences to ensure they are "held to account" for...being poor?
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Churches, famous for attaching conditions to aiding the poor and for establishing consequences to ensure they are "held to account" for...being poor?
Seth Meyers: what's the deal with Trump and aircraft carrier catapults? Steam? Ha ha.
Trump: Seth Meyers is a deranged hack--look at how he exaggerated this thing I said once about catapults--WHICH BY THE WAY I FEEL VERY STRONGLY SHOULD BE STEAM. ELECTRIC IS NOT AS GOOD AS MUCH CHEAPER STEAM.
Trump: Seth Meyers is a deranged hack--look at how he exaggerated this thing I said once about catapults--WHICH BY THE WAY I FEEL VERY STRONGLY SHOULD BE STEAM. ELECTRIC IS NOT AS GOOD AS MUCH CHEAPER STEAM.
Trump sets his sights on Seth Meyers.
“NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!”
“NO TALENT, NO RATINGS, 100% ANTI TRUMP, WHICH IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!”
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Seth Meyers: what's the deal with Trump and aircraft carrier catapults? Steam? Ha ha.
Trump: Seth Meyers is a deranged hack--look at how he exaggerated this thing I said once about catapults--WHICH BY THE WAY I FEEL VERY STRONGLY SHOULD BE STEAM. ELECTRIC IS NOT AS GOOD AS MUCH CHEAPER STEAM.
Trump: Seth Meyers is a deranged hack--look at how he exaggerated this thing I said once about catapults--WHICH BY THE WAY I FEEL VERY STRONGLY SHOULD BE STEAM. ELECTRIC IS NOT AS GOOD AS MUCH CHEAPER STEAM.
Interesting, so you're telling me that there is a system that sets up specific rules about how money that is allocated to a recipient can be spent and that it is extremely important to ensure that those rules re what the money is spent on be followed? Any analogs in other parts of the government?
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Interesting, so you're telling me that there is a system that sets up specific rules about how money that is allocated to a recipient can be spent and that it is extremely important to ensure that those rules re what the money is spent on be followed? Any analogs in other parts of the government?
This isn't true but if it were it would be a more cost-efficient program so I would vote to make it true.
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This isn't true but if it were it would be a more cost-efficient program so I would vote to make it true.
Another prime example of Conservative Affirmative Action in the legal profession
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Another prime example of Conservative Affirmative Action in the legal profession
Scott "old MacDonald" bessent
If Dems can’t come up with a “Pocahontas” equivalent on this one .. 🙄
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Scott "old MacDonald" bessent
Rode 45 miles in the rain this morning. Becoming a real bike sicko 😈
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rode 45 miles in the rain this morning. Becoming a real bike sicko 😈
Sometimes I feel like the only person on gods green earth that will remember who was president in 2020.
Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA
There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.
He crazy.
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA
There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.
He crazy.
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sometimes I feel like the only person on gods green earth that will remember who was president in 2020.
I'm still losing my shit over this. We're done, we're cooked as a constitutional democracy if the executive branch can accept direct donations from private citizens to fund itself, completely divorced from Congress. This is like warlord shit.
The amount is meaningless — less than one day of salary. But the principle is important: once the armed services are paid by the oligarchs, they become a private militia, and we no longer have a country.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Pentagon Accepts $130 Million Donation to Help Pay Troops During Shutdown
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm still losing my shit over this. We're done, we're cooked as a constitutional democracy if the executive branch can accept direct donations from private citizens to fund itself, completely divorced from Congress. This is like warlord shit.
Achilles: were going to continue to alienate the young men in this country if we keep saying they have to give up their female slaves
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Achilles: were going to continue to alienate the young men in this country if we keep saying they have to give up their female slaves
Stephen Miller's hairless Mr potato head ass wishes we celebrated ugliness in this country
Stephen Miller: "The scandal is how Democrats & the left scarred the landscape of our country w/grotesque so-called modern art that celebrates ugliness ... very importantly, President Trump is making sure it's in the neo-classical design around which our nation's architecture has long been directed"
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Stephen Miller's hairless Mr potato head ass wishes we celebrated ugliness in this country
Trump has broken the record for most egregious constitutional violation in US history, previously held by Trump. This is the end of Art. I. It's corrupt and dictatorial. It also seems designed to provoke democrats NOT to react (oh you're against paying the troops 😏). BUT THEY FUCKING SHOULD REACT.
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump has broken the record for most egregious constitutional violation in US history, previously held by Trump. This is the end of Art. I. It's corrupt and dictatorial. It also seems designed to provoke democrats NOT to react (oh you're against paying the troops 😏). BUT THEY FUCKING SHOULD REACT.
Time for Washington to annex Alaska and Idaho. Until they can get their damn shit together, they are dangerous neighbors and cannot be allowed to self govern.
24 states have filed a brief at the Supreme Court in support of the Trump administration's effort to curb birthright citizenship, suggesting that it is not correct to say the issue is "settled and beyond debate."
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Time for Washington to annex Alaska and Idaho. Until they can get their damn shit together, they are dangerous neighbors and cannot be allowed to self govern.
Tariff Otaku
Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tariff Otaku