I am, admittedly, a dumb ass, but I actually thought that one was among the most cinematic of his novels. Do some Apocalypse Now ripoffs. Let fuckin Jude Law play Jerry Westerby. I can see it!

My family makes what they call Pumpkin Chiffon Pie and it's basically just that: whipped cream, vanilla pudding, and pumpkin with spices mixed together in a graham cracker crust. I prefer it to the traditional kind.

That's why he relates to this picture--they're outside, because that's where they have to be to go piss and shit and get water from the billabong

Huge day for posting on company time

This is erasing an entire summer's worth of states fair, ren faires, arts district street festivals, etc. of which Large Turkey Leg is an institution

I will never stop thinking about my time in govt and the ethics memo formally approving attending legal conference receptions hosted by law firms as long as it's not a firm in a case you're on, in which case you can go but only have $20 worth of free drinks/apps. Everyone abided by this.

OK now I need to know if the My Little Pony TTRPG rules are any good

Cle Elum, WA: no, Enumclaw is over there, we're different

You literally can go to Congress. What plausible basis is there for a claim that you can't address a problem with agencies through Congress? You shouldn't be allowed to just say things!

I am still figuring out what to do about the ~accumulation~ aspects of childrearing. It's like the Augean stables in here.

I take the tops off his old bottles and use them as kiddie cups now

They are invasive species in the PNW and they are outcompeting the infamous endangered Spotted Owl. The government will pay you to go kill Barred Owls in Washington. If I knew how to hunt owls, I'd go get me some too.

There's a big fucken github for stories about getting dicked down by elves that anyone can contribute to

OPEN. SOURCE.

God damn it, don't make me pull out the Gom Jabbar again

We're literally giving them more airplanes

You know it's cooked when they issue a binding ruling and go out of their way to say, do not rely on this binding ruling again because it only applies to this one special situation.

IAD criticisms are invalid to me because I can get a Ben's Chili Bowl half smoke on an egg breakfast sandwich inside IAD with just enough time to enjoy it before boarding an early flight back west. Elite airport dining performance.

Importantly, I don't think the point is that the spearing is good