Trevor Rabon
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Trevor Rabon
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he soived
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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permission to lib out, sir
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Unironically me
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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elmo taking a stand against trump
July 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again
June 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Starting to suspect the material world was created by some sort of malevolent demiurge 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Democratic states you have no obligations to cooperate with ICE TERROR RAIDS. Warrants, standards, procedures or tell administration to fuck off.

No cooperation with criminal Trump regime!
January 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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rough day. not much I can do. so here's a frog.
January 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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in awe of this goodreads review of one of John Berger's books
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Thank god Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate have prepared Gen Z alpha males to die in battle for the annexation of Greenland
January 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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An even bigger red flag than body count is a high MIND count. A girl who is mentally ran through will be comparing all of your ideas to other mens ideas. You will never live up to her unrealistic standards of thought. My girlfriend is a cognitive virgin and loves my ideas
January 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Vivienne?? 😭
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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2025, Day 1
January 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM