Jester, M.M.
@trdrummer33.bsky.social
Trying to hit stuff in patterns. I also roll dice for my tiny plastic soldiers. He/him. Culver’s man living in Runza country.
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When being sanctimonious is both super weird and also a teaching moment…
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When being sanctimonious is both super weird and also a teaching moment…
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The pro-Nick Fuentes Administration destroying people and institutions on the basis of “fighting antisemitism” has me losing my damn mind.
The Nazi-sympathizers pretending to be protectors of American Jews has to be one of the most profound mindfucks in an era rife with them.
The Nazi-sympathizers pretending to be protectors of American Jews has to be one of the most profound mindfucks in an era rife with them.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The pro-Nick Fuentes Administration destroying people and institutions on the basis of “fighting antisemitism” has me losing my damn mind.
The Nazi-sympathizers pretending to be protectors of American Jews has to be one of the most profound mindfucks in an era rife with them.
The Nazi-sympathizers pretending to be protectors of American Jews has to be one of the most profound mindfucks in an era rife with them.
coworkers literally barking up the tree of command as to why they can’t keep me at the current school w my “promotion”. Dude.
I’m gonna miss this school.
I’m gonna miss this school.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
coworkers literally barking up the tree of command as to why they can’t keep me at the current school w my “promotion”. Dude.
I’m gonna miss this school.
I’m gonna miss this school.
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Defending the one commander release a year like the costco exec with the hotdog price
I realize that a common response would be “I wouldn’t”
But
It’s 2016 you run wizards. You realize and know that commander will be the main way people play magic moving forward and there no internal pushback against this.
How would you change your design process/product releases/game philosophy.
But
It’s 2016 you run wizards. You realize and know that commander will be the main way people play magic moving forward and there no internal pushback against this.
How would you change your design process/product releases/game philosophy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Defending the one commander release a year like the costco exec with the hotdog price
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Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
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remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
Conservatives absolutely crashing out en masse tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Conservatives absolutely crashing out en masse tonight
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radicalize your coworkers
teach the kids to question everything (including AI and the government)
show radical kindness and commit the sin of empathy to the extreme
never let the chuds win
teach the kids to question everything (including AI and the government)
show radical kindness and commit the sin of empathy to the extreme
never let the chuds win
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
radicalize your coworkers
teach the kids to question everything (including AI and the government)
show radical kindness and commit the sin of empathy to the extreme
never let the chuds win
teach the kids to question everything (including AI and the government)
show radical kindness and commit the sin of empathy to the extreme
never let the chuds win
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NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
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Fun fact (or terrifying one), today’s AWS outage took down Canvas, the #1 learning management system used by 4,000+ U.S. colleges and millions of students worldwide. One data center hiccup and half of higher ed disappears.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fun fact (or terrifying one), today’s AWS outage took down Canvas, the #1 learning management system used by 4,000+ U.S. colleges and millions of students worldwide. One data center hiccup and half of higher ed disappears.
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Ngl it's concerning how normalized gambling is
No Kings includes DraftKings
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ngl it's concerning how normalized gambling is
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"we are going to murder americans without due process"
~pam bondi, US attorney general
~pam bondi, US attorney general
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"we are going to murder americans without due process"
~pam bondi, US attorney general
~pam bondi, US attorney general
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Trying to see something
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
Rp if you love Fleem
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trying to see something
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
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I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
August 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
oh, to just be a candy maker/baker/some kind of artisanal craft job and then go home to my family
August 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
oh, to just be a candy maker/baker/some kind of artisanal craft job and then go home to my family
Holy fuck I hate it in this capitalist hellscape.
August 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Holy fuck I hate it in this capitalist hellscape.
Accidentally Important! At the Workplace
August 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Accidentally Important! At the Workplace
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thanks schnookums
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
thanks schnookums
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if the fed renovations are too expensive, why don't we lower the cost by reducing the 50% tariffs on steel and aluminum?
July 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if the fed renovations are too expensive, why don't we lower the cost by reducing the 50% tariffs on steel and aluminum?
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess