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The RFK Jr Brain Worm
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Just a worm in a guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱
cogito, ergo sum
Worm thoughts by @cult-papa.com
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oh wow! It's real. I think I might cry a little this is so silly. it's only 30 pages but it's something *I* did. I did it. paperback coming later in the week but digital is approved and up for preorder 🫶🫶🪱🪱
to be wormless is to be kind.
September 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the tanning booth makes me dizzy
September 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
he yerns for the werms
August 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“sO ThEN wE ATe thE raDioACtIVe shRImP”
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
RFK Jr would like you all to know that there is nothing dangerous about eating the radioactive shrimp
August 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i am what i eat so i guess i’m dumb as fuck
August 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
thanks schnookums
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
July 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i try not to throw shade, but if you see someone with a dogshit take? just know, we had a meal of a time 🪱🪱
July 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
rfk jr eats roadkill and wants to tell you what's safe to put in your body? like what are we doing. i could have sworn i didn't give this many republicans my cousins
July 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
rfk jr is barely worth the bite. everything he does and says is vile. he is completely genuine in his wish to harm americans. he truly believes he is doing something good and that makes him far more dangerous than any other spineless politician. he lacks any empathy and if anything i did him a favor
July 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
you ever feel a tickle at the back of your head? oops.
July 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
asbestos is the bestsos (it actually hurts a lot)
June 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
every time i fart he talks, isn't that crazy?
June 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
rfk jr really likes when the shrimp still has the vein. calls the poop string the extra grainy texture that makes it all worth it
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
boy was i hungry, decided to get some takeout 😉🪱🪱🪱
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
being in the government isn't all it's cracked up to be, first off the food sucks
June 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
saying chatgpt wrote all of those documents is really mean i worked really hard at those for rfk jr.
May 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
eat good brain food
May 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
he eat brain, i eat brain, we all eat brain
May 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"how're you doing worm" BAD. I'M SQUIRMIN' BAD. HE TRIED TO DROWN ME IN DOODIE WATER YOU GUYS
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
dewormer? i hardly know 'er!
May 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
fun for the whole wiggly family
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
www.vanityfair.com
May 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
boy am i ever tired of eating rotten foods
May 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
pay no mind to the worm droppings rfk jr passes off as words
May 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM