Jackdaw
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26 - ☕️ 🐀 - they/them
i like queer fictional podcasts, picking up a new craft every five seconds, bones, board games, and every single animal on earth except green herons.
i need to follow more people but i'm too picky
26 - ☕️ 🐀 - they/them
i like queer fictional podcasts, picking up a new craft every five seconds, bones, board games, and every single animal on earth except green herons.
i need to follow more people but i'm too picky
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dear people who have had orchis: please stop using the "8=====D" emoji, it's appropriation
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
dear people who have had orchis: please stop using the "8=====D" emoji, it's appropriation
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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May 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave semen on their lower backs for a full nine months. “Today marks a triumph in our fight for the right of men to […]
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May 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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We all knew Pete Hegseth would screw up royally. We just didn’t think he’d do it this fast.
March 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We all knew Pete Hegseth would screw up royally. We just didn’t think he’d do it this fast.
i haven't seen any evidence of anyone else positing this theory yet, so i'm marking my territory: it was supposed to be jamieson greer
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i haven't seen any evidence of anyone else positing this theory yet, so i'm marking my territory: it was supposed to be jamieson greer
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how it feels to start learning blender 3d
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
how it feels to start learning blender 3d
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favorite hobby of 2025 is warping my sense of self until i'm unrecognizable
March 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
favorite hobby of 2025 is warping my sense of self until i'm unrecognizable
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Domesticatrix is a solo Industrial noise project from Birmingham, Alabama, rooted in the city’s DIY scene. Domesticatrix has crafted a unique fusion of Industrial, Electroclash, Speedcore, and Power Electronics, heavily inspired by 1990’s YM2151 arcade and pinball soundtracks.
December 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Domesticatrix is a solo Industrial noise project from Birmingham, Alabama, rooted in the city’s DIY scene. Domesticatrix has crafted a unique fusion of Industrial, Electroclash, Speedcore, and Power Electronics, heavily inspired by 1990’s YM2151 arcade and pinball soundtracks.
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RIP to a real one
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
RIP to a real one
something about the old crease of a dogear in a book above my reading level that i failed to read and am now setting out to finish over 15 years later out of nostalgic determination and dedication to my child self...
December 30, 2024 at 5:37 AM
something about the old crease of a dogear in a book above my reading level that i failed to read and am now setting out to finish over 15 years later out of nostalgic determination and dedication to my child self...
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my prime directive is to jerk off and say the worst things imaginable
December 18, 2024 at 9:15 AM
my prime directive is to jerk off and say the worst things imaginable
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The other swans aren't gonna believe this
December 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
The other swans aren't gonna believe this
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my cat that i've owned for like 6 years is incredibly prissy. if she sees a small animal, she may catch it, but she is most likely to scream for help as soon as she catches it. she has killed a total of 1, MAYBE 2, creatures she has caught. (i've given many a mouse or lizard from her antibiotics).
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 AM
my cat that i've owned for like 6 years is incredibly prissy. if she sees a small animal, she may catch it, but she is most likely to scream for help as soon as she catches it. she has killed a total of 1, MAYBE 2, creatures she has caught. (i've given many a mouse or lizard from her antibiotics).
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
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Blue Jays having an intense discussion
December 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Blue Jays having an intense discussion
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans
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getting into political cartoons
December 10, 2024 at 1:34 AM
getting into political cartoons
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(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or