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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If AI is going down, it’s taking shitty country music with it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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he was so real for this
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sure Mike McCarthy routinely won 12 games a year in Dallas. But in Dallas, Mike McCarthy got to play the Giants twice a year.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The easiest way out is to resign citing health concerns with a preemptive pardon from Vance.
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sports fans need a way to fire their teams’ owners. You should be at risk of losing a billion-dollar asset if you don’t run it properly.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Darius Slayton, but with Odell Beckham’s hands.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don’t care much for Gavin Newsom, but he’s easily the frontrunner for President in 2028.
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Gordon is really fucking far from OK.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“No more drugs for me. Pussy and religion is all I nee-eed.” - Kanye West
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The guys who are protecting pedophiles love recess.
Speaker Johnson has decided to keep the House in recess all through next week. This will be the seventh consecutive week of recess for the chamber. It has not been in session since Sept. 19.
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
TradLife tattooed on my Muffin Top.
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This insane idea that painfully and permanently branding Nazi imagery into your own skin is just “being human.”

Platner passes the “smell test” in the same way Sinema and Fetterman did:

He knows what to say to get votes.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The last time an American reached the top of the Billboard charts was in 1993 with the release of “I’m The Baby (Gotta Love Me),” which spent 572 weeks at #1 before being banned by Clear Channel in the wake of the Iraq War.
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Protein powder laced with lead would explain literally everything.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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