“MAGA Establishment.” LOL.

Sorry, but God is right to fear patriotic working people with erections.

He thinks he’s talking to MBS.

That’s where the line is?

This is exactly what the generational trauma was for.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Get a grip.

What a fucking bitch.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Epstein files.

It’s like Swingers with a cast of middle-aged men, all of whom are less charming than Vince Vaughn.

“What Sexual Harris Meant.”

Even when they put together a conceptually funny headline, the execution is trash. They don’t trust their audience to get the joke, so the headline has to explain the premise. At that point you aren’t news parody, you’re just a bad ripoff of news parody.

Way to bury the headline.

I got permabanned from the Giants Discord for defending Brian Daboll. You can’t weep on the Internet about it. You just follow the guiding winds to the next mess.

I want to be that guy. So I’m going to say this: Sam Tarly was NOTHING like his father.

That would be a crippling fall.