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Touhoburg
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Grumpy bartender who happens to like history, food and whisky.
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The Finnish FM
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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SOS! ei kellään olis turussa käyttämättömiä piilareita koossa väliltä -4,75/-5,25? hajos linssi silmään, arvatkaa onko varalla ees kotona. silmäpuoli taivassalossa 🏴‍☠️
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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My gift to you all this year is the news that The Hunt for Red October (which celebrates its 35 year birthday this year) is a Christmas movie.

Settle down for the story. Okay, two stories.
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Outo valoilmiö.
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Stand fast! The barbarians are at the gates!
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Kyl muakin vituttais jos haluisin lähteä Ylämaan nummille mutta päätyisinkin Lake Districtille. Nätti paikka mutta täysin eri meininki.

yle.fi/a/74-2020115...
Brittiperhe kokee tulleensa höynäytetyksi – matkatoimisto myi Lapin taikaa, mutta liput olivatkin lumettomaan Kajaaniin
Matkanjärjestäjä Tui perui brittituristien Kainuun-matkan edellisenä päivänä lumen puutteen takia.
yle.fi
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Huomenta ja hyvää joulua, tänään vielä sorvin ääressä jokusen tunnin.
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Looking right at you from 1446: a Carthusian monk with mesmerizing beard on his chin & fly on his frame. By Petrus Christus of Bruges, whose day is today.
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Of all the red herrings of the Trump regime, this is the reddest of red herrings and the herringiest.

It’ll take them a decade to figure out what these vessels could be, another decade to do detailed design. Cut steel 2045.

Trump is an unhealthy 79-year old with three years left in his term.
The more I think about this battleship the more I think it’s a shiny distraction to keep attention away from the LSM and the frigate, both of which can be built in the near term. Some of these weapons don’t exist yet except on paper. No ship ever built could power all of these.
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nalle tarjoaa Nordean asiakkaille joululounaan.
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seuraavaa persuilua odotellessa.
Vaimoni etsi japanilaisia videoita viime viikon rasismikohusta. Videoita on monta, joilla satoja tuhansia katselukertoja ja aika äärimmäisiä kommentteja
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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merry christmjlmxh.,//ml
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It's almost as if a diet of cigars and sitting about in a man cave isn't good for a middle aged fella
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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It seems that we cannot get our voice heard in Finland, appealing to the relevant MPs through open letters or social media.

We thus recorded an appeal to the Foreign minister of Ukraine, Andrii Sybiha, to help us explain the urgency of the situation to his Finnish counterparts
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No shit. Koko tyyppiä ei olisi pitänyt laskea maahan.

Uskonnot | Vantaa selvittää, oliko kohusaarnaajan tilaisuus lupauksista huolimatta syrjivä
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Uskonnot | Vantaa selvittää, oliko kohusaarnaajan tilaisuus lupauksista huolimatta syrjivä
Saarnaaja David Owuorin tilaisuudesta leviää video, jossa mies kertoo muuttuneensa heteroksi.
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December 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hei kuulepa sinä Japanin (123 milj.) hallitus, se rasismi oli vain katsojan silmässä (heh heh) ja koko asia on sitä paitsi jo taputeltu, terv. Suomen (5,6 milj.) hallitus.
Onkohan ikinä mikään Japanin hallitus käyttänyt Suomesta tällaista kieltä:

”Tilanne on noussut tasolle, joka on lähes kriittinen. Se vaikuttaa rahoitusmarkkinoihin, kotitalouksiin ja yritystoimintaan.”

KIITTI VITUSTI 2023-?

www.is.fi/politiikka/a...
Onko kaikki annettu jo anteeksi? Katso Japanin väkevä lausunto
Suomen edustajien anteeksi­pyynnöt on noteerattu Japanissa.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Since everything is awful and it’s nearly Christmas, who’d like some pictures of ship’s cats? Don’t worry dog lovers, a canine thread’s coming soon! Let’s start with Tiddles, sitting in his favourite spot on the carrier HMS Victorious in 1943 (he liked playing with the bell rope)
📷 IWM A 10646
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December 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My favorite history youtuber had a guest that used genAI picture as part of his presentation. Had it just been ignored or dismissed as a one off, would have tolerated it. But no, he went to defend it.
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.

So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tarroja työläppäriin.
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Purkkiherneet ovat täysin turhia. Jos teet perinteistä rokkaa, käytä kuivattuja, muuhun pakastettuja.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here I am grateful for Finnish educational system. During my junior year in high school (lukio), we were taken to see Lilja 4-Ever, story of Estonian girl trafficked to sex slavery in Scandinavia. Afterwards there was a panel discussion with Anna Politkovskaja (!). It totally changed my outlook.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM