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Secondary school science teachers! On induction days, place a beaker of concentrated hydrochloric acid in one old boot and a beaker of ammonium hydroxide in the other, place them by your desk with some broken test tubes, and watch the kids' faces from the safety of the prep room. #TopTip #LifeHack
August 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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AVOID being penalised for breaking the law by simply not breaking the law #TopTips
He'd only been parked up for 15 minutes.
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July 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
AVOID being penalised for breaking the law by simply not breaking the law #TopTips
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July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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To increase the size of the hole in the knee of your jeans just pull them on quickly with reckless abandon. Your toes will instantly find the hole and expand it.
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July 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
To increase the size of the hole in the knee of your jeans just pull them on quickly with reckless abandon. Your toes will instantly find the hole and expand it.
#toptip
#toptip
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#TopTips Stop saying "I can't talk right now, I am busy". Implies the issue is on your end, doesn't get the message across to pushy people.
Say instead: "You must progress further in the story to unlock this content". Now it's their fault they haven't put enough effort into the game.
Say instead: "You must progress further in the story to unlock this content". Now it's their fault they haven't put enough effort into the game.
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
#TopTips Stop saying "I can't talk right now, I am busy". Implies the issue is on your end, doesn't get the message across to pushy people.
Say instead: "You must progress further in the story to unlock this content". Now it's their fault they haven't put enough effort into the game.
Say instead: "You must progress further in the story to unlock this content". Now it's their fault they haven't put enough effort into the game.
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#TopTips Stop saying “I’m a bit tired”. It’s dull and lacks importance.
Say “This vessel can no longer contain my magnificence, I must begin the venting ritual”. Much more dramatic and will stop people asking about how your morning is going.
Say “This vessel can no longer contain my magnificence, I must begin the venting ritual”. Much more dramatic and will stop people asking about how your morning is going.
May 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#TopTips Stop saying “I’m a bit tired”. It’s dull and lacks importance.
Say “This vessel can no longer contain my magnificence, I must begin the venting ritual”. Much more dramatic and will stop people asking about how your morning is going.
Say “This vessel can no longer contain my magnificence, I must begin the venting ritual”. Much more dramatic and will stop people asking about how your morning is going.
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Recreate the feeling of buying knock off stuff from the back of a van, by ordering your IKEA delivery to the nearest supermarket car park. #toptip
May 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Recreate the feeling of buying knock off stuff from the back of a van, by ordering your IKEA delivery to the nearest supermarket car park. #toptip
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#toptips Get Top men to work on it
a person is holding a nail on a piece of wood .
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April 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
#toptips Get Top men to work on it
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Do you struggle to remember that 17 digit "strong" password with 3 special characters?
Why not just save it on your phone which is protected by the same 4 digit pin that you've used for 30 years?
#TwopTwips #TopTips
Why not just save it on your phone which is protected by the same 4 digit pin that you've used for 30 years?
#TwopTwips #TopTips
April 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do you struggle to remember that 17 digit "strong" password with 3 special characters?
Why not just save it on your phone which is protected by the same 4 digit pin that you've used for 30 years?
#TwopTwips #TopTips
Why not just save it on your phone which is protected by the same 4 digit pin that you've used for 30 years?
#TwopTwips #TopTips
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If you answer the door to a cold caller from a popular mobile phone and broadband provider with a potato peeler clenched between your teeth, they don’t hang about. #toptips
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you answer the door to a cold caller from a popular mobile phone and broadband provider with a potato peeler clenched between your teeth, they don’t hang about. #toptips
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#toptip don't shout 'time to get off the bed and get outside, Mr Hairy Bollocks' at #notourcat when someone else is on a conference call. #oops
April 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
#toptip don't shout 'time to get off the bed and get outside, Mr Hairy Bollocks' at #notourcat when someone else is on a conference call. #oops
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Cut the end off toothpaste tubes and scrape the last bits out with your brush. You can get a surprising number of brushings still with what you can't manage to squeeze out.
April 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cut the end off toothpaste tubes and scrape the last bits out with your brush. You can get a surprising number of brushings still with what you can't manage to squeeze out.