Chris
@tootthekazoo.bsky.social
Going to spend the rest of my night comforting my dog after every fireworks pop in the area and I think that's a fair trade
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Going to spend the rest of my night comforting my dog after every fireworks pop in the area and I think that's a fair trade
Awful INT incoming...
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Awful INT incoming...
I have NEVER seen a QB have so many passes batted down like this. What in the hell
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have NEVER seen a QB have so many passes batted down like this. What in the hell
This camera angle is so much better for football
That screen was beautiful on Prime Vision
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This camera angle is so much better for football
The helmets are cool I guess but the rest of the uniforms are pretty dumb
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The helmets are cool I guess but the rest of the uniforms are pretty dumb
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The Marlins have designated RP Republican Gonzalez for assignment.
Laughing very strongly at "Republican Gonzalez."
Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Marlins have designated RP Republican Gonzalez for assignment.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
Also I'm pretty sure that Americans didn't stop buying station wagons because they were becoming *too* fuel-efficient
these cars get, in order
37 mpg
45 mpg
45 mpg
wish we could buy one here!
37 mpg
45 mpg
45 mpg
wish we could buy one here!
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Also I'm pretty sure that Americans didn't stop buying station wagons because they were becoming *too* fuel-efficient
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fuckin rocking out
If the Torrent can figure out how to better control zone entry on D they'll be the best team in the history of sports
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If the Torrent can figure out how to better control zone entry on D they'll be the best team in the history of sports
Get off my case, weed stoner
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Get off my case, weed stoner
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I'm sorry for Jason Myers and the Seahawks fans in my life but also I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to bring up one of my favorite answers ever given to a Talk About question.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm sorry for Jason Myers and the Seahawks fans in my life but also I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to bring up one of my favorite answers ever given to a Talk About question.
Unfortunate that many school construction bonds didn't pass.
What an election for Puget Sound.
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
-Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond
-New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood
-GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue
-3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland
-Full sweep of special legislative races
-Gains or holds in many other cities
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Unfortunate that many school construction bonds didn't pass.
Goddamned clouds! At least I'll always have May 2024 here in Auburn, WA
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Goddamned clouds! At least I'll always have May 2024 here in Auburn, WA
Good lord that backhand was disrespectful
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Good lord that backhand was disrespectful
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Looks like Thomas folded his pinky back. Ouch!
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Looks like Thomas folded his pinky back. Ouch!
That's nearly 400lbs/person. I'll look better than I ever have!
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's nearly 400lbs/person. I'll look better than I ever have!
Holy dislocated elbow. Hopefully He can get a clean recovery from that
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Holy dislocated elbow. Hopefully He can get a clean recovery from that
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can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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Alrighty, ready to see something really cool? (and maybe a little nauseating)
The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.
The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.
October 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Alrighty, ready to see something really cool? (and maybe a little nauseating)
The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.
The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.