Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

Amazing Phillies game, AND a Kruk 9th-innning story about how you can rip a guy's ear off with the same force as opening a pickle jar, a fact he learned at the Franklin Institute yesterday.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

well???

putting my phone in Bus Mode (video volume to 200%)

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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If humanity is going to survive, we need to make the internet only accessible through desktop computers. You’ve gotta go on the computer if you want to post.

Roses are red

Like my cheeks when I blush

Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush

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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

wow you're really hearing it everywhere

I’m going to be unhinged the next two weeks. Go birds

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

time for possibly the greatest christmas banger of all time, and definitely the most overachieving cover in the history of music. this is like if someone tore up the club with hot cross buns