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@tomlavan.bsky.social
One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
To anyone that has been praising @gavinnewsom.bsky.social very online performative bull shit that has had zero effect in LA: @govpritzker.illinois.gov and Governor Kotek of Oregon have taken actual steps to either prevent federal troop invasion, or expel them shortly after their arrival.
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
To anyone that has been praising @gavinnewsom.bsky.social very online performative bull shit that has had zero effect in LA: @govpritzker.illinois.gov and Governor Kotek of Oregon have taken actual steps to either prevent federal troop invasion, or expel them shortly after their arrival.
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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷♀️
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷♀️
Tom has long been taken seriously by the media elite and certainly by Tom himself when the takes have always been this dumb. The idea that there’s only maximalist no social media posting fascism and that masked agents jumping out of unmarked rental cars to haul off your neighbors doesn’t count…
If we were living under fascism, none of you would be here daring to post things. You'd be erasing your social media accounts and keeping your head down; you'd know that peacocking your faux-bravery on a network would expose you to being disappeared.
You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
the regime is zip tying toddlers and ripping them away from their mothers unclothed... calling it fascism upsets this neo-con.
October 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tom has long been taken seriously by the media elite and certainly by Tom himself when the takes have always been this dumb. The idea that there’s only maximalist no social media posting fascism and that masked agents jumping out of unmarked rental cars to haul off your neighbors doesn’t count…
@erinbiba.bsky.social DJs deal with this nonsense a lot. They’ve even released at least one banger to specifically address this.
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@erinbiba.bsky.social DJs deal with this nonsense a lot. They’ve even released at least one banger to specifically address this.
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
Actual visionary leader: “and that folks is why Steve Jobs said never do a live demo. But we did do a live demo with real models, that’s abundantly clear now. We’re working tirelessly to make this technology better and here’s how…”
Zuck: it really sucks when the WiFi ruins your demo.
Zuck: it really sucks when the WiFi ruins your demo.
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Actual visionary leader: “and that folks is why Steve Jobs said never do a live demo. But we did do a live demo with real models, that’s abundantly clear now. We’re working tirelessly to make this technology better and here’s how…”
Zuck: it really sucks when the WiFi ruins your demo.
Zuck: it really sucks when the WiFi ruins your demo.
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Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein
September 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein
The parallels here to early 3rd reich are becoming more pronounced. Deportation Barbie goes on TV and lies that DHS is focused on murders and drug dealers. Yet here they are arresting 100s of South Korean nationals that likely committed no non-immigration related crimes apple.news/Auhjf1hSvS_-...
Hundreds Arrested in Immigration Raid at Hyundai Site in Georgia — The Wall Street Journal
South Korea protests after more than 300 Korean company workers are detained
apple.news
September 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The parallels here to early 3rd reich are becoming more pronounced. Deportation Barbie goes on TV and lies that DHS is focused on murders and drug dealers. Yet here they are arresting 100s of South Korean nationals that likely committed no non-immigration related crimes apple.news/Auhjf1hSvS_-...
@mondairejones.bsky.social you were just on Katy Tur’s show claiming authoritatively the Ukraine war is deeply unpopular which seems to be demonstrably false so I’m just wondering what you are talking about/ looking at?
August 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@mondairejones.bsky.social you were just on Katy Tur’s show claiming authoritatively the Ukraine war is deeply unpopular which seems to be demonstrably false so I’m just wondering what you are talking about/ looking at?
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Felt inspired
July 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Felt inspired
Today was a brilliant example of Kristen Welker being entirely ill-equipped to do her job. The data from Texas screams that Kristi Noem massively fucked up the response and Welker allowed Noem to come on Meet the Press and lie lie lie her way through it and Kristen just let it happen. Joke.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today was a brilliant example of Kristen Welker being entirely ill-equipped to do her job. The data from Texas screams that Kristi Noem massively fucked up the response and Welker allowed Noem to come on Meet the Press and lie lie lie her way through it and Kristen just let it happen. Joke.
Following up on this - apparently what musk is good at is transforming his AI that’s 300x overvalued into self-proclaimed “mecha-hitler.” Whoever could have predicted that musk actually isn’t good at anything anymore. His brain is macaroni marinating in liquified ketamine. bsky.app/profile/toml...
Worth re-upping in light of that ridiculous NYT piece that claims musk has slinked back to his shit hole in Texas to focus on what he’s “good at.” Can’t wait to see how that goes.
“Musk’s unceremonious exit from government followed widespread reports that…senior Trump officials practically hated the tech billionaire, finding him abrasive, unfunny, and pompous—with some describing Musk as the “most irritating person” they’d “ever had to deal with.”
PUMP THIS IN MY VEINS
PUMP THIS IN MY VEINS
July 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Following up on this - apparently what musk is good at is transforming his AI that’s 300x overvalued into self-proclaimed “mecha-hitler.” Whoever could have predicted that musk actually isn’t good at anything anymore. His brain is macaroni marinating in liquified ketamine. bsky.app/profile/toml...
It’s always my favorite when Fox is so sweaty from their desperate attacks that they just flail around missing lazy punches like an over the hill prize fighter into the late rounds
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s always my favorite when Fox is so sweaty from their desperate attacks that they just flail around missing lazy punches like an over the hill prize fighter into the late rounds
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I just got back home to finally sit down and watch the parade footage and it’s 100x more embarrassing than I expected. I totally forgot the weak nations that do these spend decades perfecting them. It looked like if Fyre festival did North Korea.
June 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I just got back home to finally sit down and watch the parade footage and it’s 100x more embarrassing than I expected. I totally forgot the weak nations that do these spend decades perfecting them. It looked like if Fyre festival did North Korea.
Let’s fucking goooo Santa Monica. Wish I was home - I’d be there with bells on. #nokings
No Kings in Santa Monica was absolutely packed, that's just a sliver of it. Heading downtown now.
June 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Let’s fucking goooo Santa Monica. Wish I was home - I’d be there with bells on. #nokings
As @mmasnick.bsky.social feels justifiably run down by all the Karen’s climbing into his comments to complain that Bluesky hasn’t fully captured the magic of the platform FKA twitter, today with #nokings dominating the feed it feels like a material step toward shifting some of that magic 🧙♂️🪄
June 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As @mmasnick.bsky.social feels justifiably run down by all the Karen’s climbing into his comments to complain that Bluesky hasn’t fully captured the magic of the platform FKA twitter, today with #nokings dominating the feed it feels like a material step toward shifting some of that magic 🧙♂️🪄
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It don't matter what the court says. Tariffs are a state of mind, T.
May 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It don't matter what the court says. Tariffs are a state of mind, T.
Worth re-upping in light of that ridiculous NYT piece that claims musk has slinked back to his shit hole in Texas to focus on what he’s “good at.” Can’t wait to see how that goes.
“Musk’s unceremonious exit from government followed widespread reports that…senior Trump officials practically hated the tech billionaire, finding him abrasive, unfunny, and pompous—with some describing Musk as the “most irritating person” they’d “ever had to deal with.”
PUMP THIS IN MY VEINS
PUMP THIS IN MY VEINS
May 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Worth re-upping in light of that ridiculous NYT piece that claims musk has slinked back to his shit hole in Texas to focus on what he’s “good at.” Can’t wait to see how that goes.
The finale of The Rehearsal made that Variety hit piece seem rather silly I must say. One has to wonder if a show so ambitious and so focused on ultra realistic simulations may have actually bled into real life this time. slate.com/culture/2025...
TV’s Most Unpredictable Show Just Outdid Itself With a Jaw-Dropping Finale
There’s more than one way to read that ending.
slate.com
May 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The finale of The Rehearsal made that Variety hit piece seem rather silly I must say. One has to wonder if a show so ambitious and so focused on ultra realistic simulations may have actually bled into real life this time. slate.com/culture/2025...
Just so we are clear, the Supreme Court still does not deserve to reclaim one milligram of their shattered reputation because they decided 4-4 to not allow Oklahoma to compel taxpayers to foot the bill for some looney religious charter school. www.reuters.com/world/us/spl...
Split US Supreme Court blocks religious charter school
The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday blocked a bid led by two Catholic dioceses to establish in Oklahoma the nation's first taxpayer-funded religious charter school in a major case involving religious rights in American education.
www.reuters.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just so we are clear, the Supreme Court still does not deserve to reclaim one milligram of their shattered reputation because they decided 4-4 to not allow Oklahoma to compel taxpayers to foot the bill for some looney religious charter school. www.reuters.com/world/us/spl...
Channeling @jamellebouie.net here but it’s been shocking to see how incredibly effective Van Hollen’s trip has been. Proof that when Dems fucking DO stuff, stuff actually happens. Weird!
Van Hollen: This case is not just about one man. It's about protecting the Constitutional rights of everybody who resides in the United States of America.
April 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Channeling @jamellebouie.net here but it’s been shocking to see how incredibly effective Van Hollen’s trip has been. Proof that when Dems fucking DO stuff, stuff actually happens. Weird!
All of the lawyers at the big firms that bowed to trump and gave away a billion dollars of pro bono legal work for our bozo in chief should bow their heads in shame tonight when they see the news that the Big 10 schools have banded together to agree to fight Trump if he comes for them.
April 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
All of the lawyers at the big firms that bowed to trump and gave away a billion dollars of pro bono legal work for our bozo in chief should bow their heads in shame tonight when they see the news that the Big 10 schools have banded together to agree to fight Trump if he comes for them.
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3/4. If we accept the idea that moving a person from one place to another undoes rights and disempowers the judiciary, we are endorsing the basic Nazism practice that enabled the killing of millions.
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3/4. If we accept the idea that moving a person from one place to another undoes rights and disempowers the judiciary, we are endorsing the basic Nazism practice that enabled the killing of millions.
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Not much to investigate lol
April 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not much to investigate lol