Tom from Twitter 🚫👑
tomlavan.bsky.social
Tom from Twitter 🚫👑
@tomlavan.bsky.social
One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”

Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮

I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Sorry Clara but I think we’re going to have to hear all the other reasons. Giving the NYT a pass on minimizing and normalizing trumps corruption/authoritarianism after maximizing any and all critiques of Biden for…the photos…doesn’t add up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yea they should have just stayed home with this effort. Totally phoned it in.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m in there. REGRETS.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That line was brutal for sure. But on the whole, it’s a solid piece and it got stronger after Lizza proved the writer’s main premise correct: that the whole thing is just monetizing eye balls when he shamelessly dropped “part 2” of his rebuttal behind his paywall.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And if anybody decides they have to read Lizza please for the love of god don’t pay him. Here’s a Google doc of the paywalled part 2

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November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can’t. How are these people this foolish.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Huh. Wonder why they didn’t use the pics from the last article they wrote about her. Surely they still had those on hand from eight (8) days ago.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
All of those things and also Matt Stoller calling anyone annoying is fucking hilarious.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Grim is such a clown. It’s very funny to me that some folks needed to see him attempt to navigate this absolutely unhinged administration to see it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I didn’t - totally on brand. @reptedlieu.bsky.social loves him some performative bull shit that does nothing to help his constituents, like me. He’s my rep and I’d rather have a Labubu in his chair.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Here’s a novel thought: how bout these assholes spend some time writing legislation that will improve American lives vs performative bull shit because Mamdani is in DC. They don’t work for a month and this is already on the docket? Fucking joke.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Most were her actual friends. Finally a male avatar walked up and starting saying weird shit. Who’s that? Oh there are some weirdos in the game just ignore them. The guy was giving predator vibes for sure and that was the end of Roblox for my niece. (2/2)
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I played Roblox with my - at the time - 11 year old niece. We went to metaverse Lululemon and Starbucks. It was the most astonishingly bored I’d ever been playing a videogame. We had a gang of other avatars with us. I said who’s that? Who’s that? (1/2)
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Social media was a mistake.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have a hypothesis for you MK: if they edited it out, Warren blows them up for it, sues them under the Trump precedent. Paramounts option are: pay her something similarly to Trump or fight it. If they chose to fight it, they’d likely win which would expose the Trump payment explicitly as a bribe.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
He looks like Waluigi Jim Rome. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This was quite good.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Train over plane to DC my man. Union station is a stone’s throw away from the WH which is where I think you’re heading today
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
There are still a lottttt of blueskies that simply can’t quit X and there’s officially no moral gymnastics one can somersault one’s way through anymore to justify it. It’s just dopamine and dollars. And if you’re a big blue account reading this and you still post over there you should be ashamed.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pathetic doesn’t begin to describe a man that spends millions (billions?) to make a racist AI hype man. Elon truly is the saddest person alive.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
She’s always insufferable ghoul but today she really outdid herself across a number of responses not just this one
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He’s truly just given up on legislation hasn’t he
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What a truly sad existence. (Said with 0.00% pity)
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I buy that hook line and sinker
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I did not know this happened! Wild. Next time don’t blow it for the 3 lions ok Laura Bassett?
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM