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@tomlavan.bsky.social
One of those people Drake was talking about when he said “y’all sleep at the Sheraton”
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Guess we’re doing this again 🦜🚮
I was using emdashes aggressively before chatGPT was even born.
Huh. Wonder why they didn’t use the pics from the last article they wrote about her. Surely they still had those on hand from eight (8) days ago.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Huh. Wonder why they didn’t use the pics from the last article they wrote about her. Surely they still had those on hand from eight (8) days ago.
I loved this very casual singular reference of her fiancé at the time of this phone based tryst.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I loved this very casual singular reference of her fiancé at the time of this phone based tryst.
I’ve been laughing at this exchange in the replies for 2 solid minutes.
“Don’t project” says guy who is both 1) being a dickhead and 2) projecting the shit out of his beliefs on you.
“Don’t project” says guy who is both 1) being a dickhead and 2) projecting the shit out of his beliefs on you.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’ve been laughing at this exchange in the replies for 2 solid minutes.
“Don’t project” says guy who is both 1) being a dickhead and 2) projecting the shit out of his beliefs on you.
“Don’t project” says guy who is both 1) being a dickhead and 2) projecting the shit out of his beliefs on you.
This doesn’t happen nearly as often on here as the other place 😂
October 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This doesn’t happen nearly as often on here as the other place 😂
I for one do not think that Megyn Kelly is likely a cool person living a lie for money. I think the lie was her very brief stint at NBC where she we immediately exposed as a fraud and a hack. If she’s putting on an act she should move to Hollywood because it’s quite convicing.
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I for one do not think that Megyn Kelly is likely a cool person living a lie for money. I think the lie was her very brief stint at NBC where she we immediately exposed as a fraud and a hack. If she’s putting on an act she should move to Hollywood because it’s quite convicing.
Even when these fascists try to look bad ass they still expose themselves as the total nerd dicks they are.
Using a painter’s ladder to get over a 4 foot fence in full tactical gear? Now THAT’S bad ass.
Using a painter’s ladder to get over a 4 foot fence in full tactical gear? Now THAT’S bad ass.
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Even when these fascists try to look bad ass they still expose themselves as the total nerd dicks they are.
Using a painter’s ladder to get over a 4 foot fence in full tactical gear? Now THAT’S bad ass.
Using a painter’s ladder to get over a 4 foot fence in full tactical gear? Now THAT’S bad ass.
Don’t sleep on this ever so more subtle “wtf” expression up front
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don’t sleep on this ever so more subtle “wtf” expression up front
Many of us knew that this was gaslighting of the highest order when he said this before lighting 44B on fire to buy and destroy twitter.
September 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Many of us knew that this was gaslighting of the highest order when he said this before lighting 44B on fire to buy and destroy twitter.
It’s very funny to me that your swift and obnoxious responses vanished when it came to defending your views instead of attacking mine. Also this thread that you turned comments off on (LOL) is a total farce. If you think this is how you engage on here I have a bridge to sell you.
August 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s very funny to me that your swift and obnoxious responses vanished when it came to defending your views instead of attacking mine. Also this thread that you turned comments off on (LOL) is a total farce. If you think this is how you engage on here I have a bridge to sell you.
Sorry one more - this is just demonstrably untrue. Your piece is proof - way more engagement on Bluesky and it’s not (just) because you’re talking the same old tired shit about Bluesky. Musk is specifically hostile to linking out to content - everyone seems to know that but you?
August 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sorry one more - this is just demonstrably untrue. Your piece is proof - way more engagement on Bluesky and it’s not (just) because you’re talking the same old tired shit about Bluesky. Musk is specifically hostile to linking out to content - everyone seems to know that but you?
This argument (haha!) is particularly weak. Utilities are a government monopoly that delivers power - the consumer has no choice. If you have issues with Dara, Lyft, taxis, etc exist so there are sufficient substitutes. Neither are good analogs here, at all.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This argument (haha!) is particularly weak. Utilities are a government monopoly that delivers power - the consumer has no choice. If you have issues with Dara, Lyft, taxis, etc exist so there are sufficient substitutes. Neither are good analogs here, at all.
@mondairejones.bsky.social you were just on Katy Tur’s show claiming authoritatively the Ukraine war is deeply unpopular which seems to be demonstrably false so I’m just wondering what you are talking about/ looking at?
August 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@mondairejones.bsky.social you were just on Katy Tur’s show claiming authoritatively the Ukraine war is deeply unpopular which seems to be demonstrably false so I’m just wondering what you are talking about/ looking at?
Whenever I think of this cromagnon I think of caveman SpongeBob but way less fun and way more racist/creepy. Imagine taking the Bloodhound Gang and using it to make universal assumptions about all music. My brain hurts.
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Whenever I think of this cromagnon I think of caveman SpongeBob but way less fun and way more racist/creepy. Imagine taking the Bloodhound Gang and using it to make universal assumptions about all music. My brain hurts.
He’s also looking more and more like a geriatric Mad TV kid. Don’t tell me you don’t see it…
July 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He’s also looking more and more like a geriatric Mad TV kid. Don’t tell me you don’t see it…
Right wing hacks you say?? Huh. You’re still one of them in my book @gtconway.bsky.social I have zero idea why msnbc was so willing to resuscitate your reputation. You were in on all the scum baggery for decades.
May 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Right wing hacks you say?? Huh. You’re still one of them in my book @gtconway.bsky.social I have zero idea why msnbc was so willing to resuscitate your reputation. You were in on all the scum baggery for decades.
Also what an excruciating “I’m neutral i swear!” plea to ding the democrats for failing to resonate with a fucking 15 year old? Is there a 15 year old in the country that is super into the parties? Kids don’t give a shit. What a d bag Tapper has become
May 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Also what an excruciating “I’m neutral i swear!” plea to ding the democrats for failing to resonate with a fucking 15 year old? Is there a 15 year old in the country that is super into the parties? Kids don’t give a shit. What a d bag Tapper has become
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but - I’m team Lunch. Particularly for this chunk of the song that is Billie at her best.
Signed,
Other middle aged white guy no one asked
Signed,
Other middle aged white guy no one asked
May 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but - I’m team Lunch. Particularly for this chunk of the song that is Billie at her best.
Signed,
Other middle aged white guy no one asked
Signed,
Other middle aged white guy no one asked
I see geriatric Mad TV…
May 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I see geriatric Mad TV…
Y’all are a clown car of a journalism organization and have been for quite some time.
May 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Y’all are a clown car of a journalism organization and have been for quite some time.
The simulation was a little too on the nose writing this plotline…
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The simulation was a little too on the nose writing this plotline…
Badge of honor imho. Unlike many of the folks on this thread, I know precisely what I was blocked for: repeatedly correcting and critiquing his absolutely lobotomized takes on all sorts of topics he apparently knows nothing about. He’s one of the most insufferable humans, period.
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Badge of honor imho. Unlike many of the folks on this thread, I know precisely what I was blocked for: repeatedly correcting and critiquing his absolutely lobotomized takes on all sorts of topics he apparently knows nothing about. He’s one of the most insufferable humans, period.
He also stood on a block so as to not appear shorter than his Senate debate foe. Pathetic.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
He also stood on a block so as to not appear shorter than his Senate debate foe. Pathetic.
Me this AM wondering how Nancy Pelosi’s stock portfolio is faring.
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me this AM wondering how Nancy Pelosi’s stock portfolio is faring.