your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up

[abruptly stops beatboxing] I do.

me: *chopping onions*

wife: shouldn’t you use a knife for that?

me: i took karate lessons for a reason, linda

me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack

jack reacher: you are not going to believe this

This hit my weak point for massive damage

Niche tweet but Nate Silver final blog reminds me of the scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the mad scientist tries to get a computer to predict where a golden ticket is and it refuses because that's cheating.

There is an inherent snobbery and superiority in the idea a photo of Trump surviving a shooting wins him the election.

Oh, I myself am not swayed by that but your average voter is an idiot easily swayed by flashing colours and bright lights.

Honestly, fuck off.

remind me, when companies create an actual revolutionary technology that is going to change the world, do they usually have to beg users to adopt it, give it away for free for years, and at last resort force it on people with no way to disable it? Is that usually how revolutionary tech works?