Tom Coveney
@tomcove6888.bsky.social
Keep on spinning that chicken wheel
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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the main issue with metriod prime 4 and one I can't believe nobody caught before releasing the game is that 4 isn't even a prime number. the premise was invalid from the very start.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the main issue with metriod prime 4 and one I can't believe nobody caught before releasing the game is that 4 isn't even a prime number. the premise was invalid from the very start.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
I wonder what percentage of the vote I could get if I ran on a platform whose main issue was making it illegal for companies to send you an email saying “your package has shipped!” when in reality they have only created a shipping label for it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wonder what percentage of the vote I could get if I ran on a platform whose main issue was making it illegal for companies to send you an email saying “your package has shipped!” when in reality they have only created a shipping label for it.
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Happy T. Hanksgiving, everybody!
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy T. Hanksgiving, everybody!
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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They’re called “Shmups” because you SHMOVE UP the screen
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They’re called “Shmups” because you SHMOVE UP the screen
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
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The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
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"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too
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ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Death will be too good for them.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Death will be too good for them.
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it's crazy how much software in the 90s revolved around the premise of "what if you could print a greeting card from home"
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
it's crazy how much software in the 90s revolved around the premise of "what if you could print a greeting card from home"
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Republicans led by their golden ballroom king want to starve American children, seniors, and veterans.
BOSTON (AP) - Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
@apnews.com #SNAP
@apnews.com #SNAP
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Republicans led by their golden ballroom king want to starve American children, seniors, and veterans.