Alex
@tofumommy.bsky.social
oh, hey
https://linktr.ee/thealexbishop
https://linktr.ee/thealexbishop
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I really need to start posting over here more often especially since the other site is run by an actual nazi
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I really need to start posting over here more often especially since the other site is run by an actual nazi
*yawn* so anyways, that was a long nap
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*yawn* so anyways, that was a long nap
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"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass
December 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass
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If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM
If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”
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This movie gets me every time.
December 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This movie gets me every time.
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every SINGLE line in you're a mean one Mr Grinch is a battle ender. a diss track so scathing that the Grinch didn't even respond
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
every SINGLE line in you're a mean one Mr Grinch is a battle ender. a diss track so scathing that the Grinch didn't even respond
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I’m at a point in my life where my fucks to give run out really quick with people.
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I’m at a point in my life where my fucks to give run out really quick with people.
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“What radicalised you” the humming noise from fluorescent lights
December 8, 2024 at 1:27 PM
“What radicalised you” the humming noise from fluorescent lights
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ISO guy with a smile that could light up a ceo
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM
ISO guy with a smile that could light up a ceo
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Hockey really cooked with the penalty box. Need more adult time out, tbh
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Hockey really cooked with the penalty box. Need more adult time out, tbh
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If you want to treat your favourite #sexworker to something special this holiday, don’t just get them a sexy gift.
Get that #wishlist item they need, pay for groceries, or pay a bill. Not only is it useful, it will help them feel seen as a human and not as just a pleasure dispenser 🖤
Get that #wishlist item they need, pay for groceries, or pay a bill. Not only is it useful, it will help them feel seen as a human and not as just a pleasure dispenser 🖤
December 4, 2024 at 9:38 AM
If you want to treat your favourite #sexworker to something special this holiday, don’t just get them a sexy gift.
Get that #wishlist item they need, pay for groceries, or pay a bill. Not only is it useful, it will help them feel seen as a human and not as just a pleasure dispenser 🖤
Get that #wishlist item they need, pay for groceries, or pay a bill. Not only is it useful, it will help them feel seen as a human and not as just a pleasure dispenser 🖤
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“I dream of never being called strong again. I’m exhausted by strength. I want love. I want understanding. Not patted on the back for how well I take a hit.”
December 7, 2024 at 4:20 PM
“I dream of never being called strong again. I’m exhausted by strength. I want love. I want understanding. Not patted on the back for how well I take a hit.”
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Ima hold your hand when I say this.
You’re not getting old. You just don’t stretch. 🌚
You’re not getting old. You just don’t stretch. 🌚
December 7, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Ima hold your hand when I say this.
You’re not getting old. You just don’t stretch. 🌚
You’re not getting old. You just don’t stretch. 🌚
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We can share the polite replies back and forth, only subtly hinting at the darkness it would be inappropriate to discuss for such a moment, and all I wanna know is have we sufficiently delved buddy
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
We can share the polite replies back and forth, only subtly hinting at the darkness it would be inappropriate to discuss for such a moment, and all I wanna know is have we sufficiently delved buddy
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If you are looking for Literary Men, we are the Manliest Literary Magazine. We love dicks and balls and hair and nachos
December 7, 2024 at 4:09 PM
If you are looking for Literary Men, we are the Manliest Literary Magazine. We love dicks and balls and hair and nachos
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I really wish the world would stop being a bad cyberpunk novel.
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I really wish the world would stop being a bad cyberpunk novel.
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All I want for Christmas is ewe.
December 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
All I want for Christmas is ewe.
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*extreme mortal Kombat voice*
FINISH ME
FINISH ME
December 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
*extreme mortal Kombat voice*
FINISH ME
FINISH ME
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hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 AM
hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding