Todd Lunch
@toddlunch.bsky.social
Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
BREAKING - Home Office announces plans to seize asylum seekers' organs to pay for their own internment. Shabana Mahmood was quick to address the concerns of critics. "The confiscated organs will not usually be important ones such as the brain or liver."
"We've gone fucking mental", she added.
"We've gone fucking mental", she added.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
BREAKING - Home Office announces plans to seize asylum seekers' organs to pay for their own internment. Shabana Mahmood was quick to address the concerns of critics. "The confiscated organs will not usually be important ones such as the brain or liver."
"We've gone fucking mental", she added.
"We've gone fucking mental", she added.
If I were the Republicans, I'd consider trying a 'Donald Trump is a Democrat hoax' line, for a laugh. 'Never existed. What are you on about mate?' May as well.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If I were the Republicans, I'd consider trying a 'Donald Trump is a Democrat hoax' line, for a laugh. 'Never existed. What are you on about mate?' May as well.
Reposted by Todd Lunch
That stage in life where concerned friends say "oh, I hope he hasn't done something sensible."
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That stage in life where concerned friends say "oh, I hope he hasn't done something sensible."
I like the idea of a caddy for DJ's. Humping the records around, and suggesting Was (Not Was) in tricky conditions.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like the idea of a caddy for DJ's. Humping the records around, and suggesting Was (Not Was) in tricky conditions.
Pest we forget
Oh, the sweet agony of nostalgia.
All those rich nonces, we shall not see their like again...
All those rich nonces, we shall not see their like again...
Jesus fucking Christ
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pest we forget
Glen gang garry garry garry garry watcha Glen gang ross
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Glen gang garry garry garry garry watcha Glen gang ross
Reverence
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reverence
Can't believe the council are making me take down my nativity scene. I've tried reasoning with them, and even offered to make it smaller, but they say "Jesus shouldn't have his dick out, regardless of its size".
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can't believe the council are making me take down my nativity scene. I've tried reasoning with them, and even offered to make it smaller, but they say "Jesus shouldn't have his dick out, regardless of its size".
Congratulations to #LUFC legend Ken Bates on his new job as Homeland Security social media div.
Yikes 😬 an official U.S. government account just referred to Americans as “imbecilic morons.” That’s… a choice.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Congratulations to #LUFC legend Ken Bates on his new job as Homeland Security social media div.
@2wai
I tried calling my dead wife on the app and she says she's going to sleep, but I can hear the disco music and her personal trainer in the background. This is not what I paid for!
I tried calling my dead wife on the app and she says she's going to sleep, but I can hear the disco music and her personal trainer in the background. This is not what I paid for!
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@2wai
I tried calling my dead wife on the app and she says she's going to sleep, but I can hear the disco music and her personal trainer in the background. This is not what I paid for!
I tried calling my dead wife on the app and she says she's going to sleep, but I can hear the disco music and her personal trainer in the background. This is not what I paid for!
One like for my last post. You people would walk past the Taj Mahal without bothering to glance even twice. What do I pay you all for?
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
One like for my last post. You people would walk past the Taj Mahal without bothering to glance even twice. What do I pay you all for?
You get to personalise it, if you put it in depeche mode.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You get to personalise it, if you put it in depeche mode.
Reposted by Todd Lunch
thanks for tie-dying all the curtains mate very nice surprise i note you seem to have a key for my house
March 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
thanks for tie-dying all the curtains mate very nice surprise i note you seem to have a key for my house
You are startled from your slumber by a roaring chainsaw, and a dark figure looming over you utters the words you hoped to never hear again. "Elmo wants to play!"
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You are startled from your slumber by a roaring chainsaw, and a dark figure looming over you utters the words you hoped to never hear again. "Elmo wants to play!"
You know how some parents mark the changing heights of their kids on the wall? I've been doing that but for my dog, to save time. Work smart, not hard.
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know how some parents mark the changing heights of their kids on the wall? I've been doing that but for my dog, to save time. Work smart, not hard.
@eops.bsky.social
Thought you'd enjoy this. You're no doubt familiar with this song and the track that sampled it years later, but just in case...
youtu.be/9v2RKBwIm7E?...
Thought you'd enjoy this. You're no doubt familiar with this song and the track that sampled it years later, but just in case...
youtu.be/9v2RKBwIm7E?...
Thelma Houston - I'm Here Again
YouTube video by vinnyboy13
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November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@eops.bsky.social
Thought you'd enjoy this. You're no doubt familiar with this song and the track that sampled it years later, but just in case...
youtu.be/9v2RKBwIm7E?...
Thought you'd enjoy this. You're no doubt familiar with this song and the track that sampled it years later, but just in case...
youtu.be/9v2RKBwIm7E?...
Pasturbation - To wank lyrical about yore
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Pasturbation - To wank lyrical about yore
Well, the leader of a political party just liked my tweet, which feels odd. It'd normally cause me to rethink my actions and fill me with shame, but doesn't in this case.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well, the leader of a political party just liked my tweet, which feels odd. It'd normally cause me to rethink my actions and fill me with shame, but doesn't in this case.
More and more, his speeches sound like they were written by Charlie from It's Always Sunny.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
More and more, his speeches sound like they were written by Charlie from It's Always Sunny.
Trying to find anything on Ines Helene, who was a mutual on Twitter, and she was really popular and likeable (for various reasons), yet there's nothing about her death, or the mystery of who she really was. You'd have thought that there'd be something, given the all the rumours/enigma.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trying to find anything on Ines Helene, who was a mutual on Twitter, and she was really popular and likeable (for various reasons), yet there's nothing about her death, or the mystery of who she really was. You'd have thought that there'd be something, given the all the rumours/enigma.
I somehow found this interesting and boring at the same time; which is boringly interesting in itself.
techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
Humans have remote touch 'seventh sense' like sandpipers, research shows
A study by researchers at Queen Mary University of London and University College London has found that humans have a form of remote touch, or the ability to sense objects without direct contact, a sen...
techxplore.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I somehow found this interesting and boring at the same time; which is boringly interesting in itself.
techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
techxplore.com/news/2025-11...
Is there anything in these emails that specifically/explicitly mention Trump's misdeeds towards women/children? What I've seen just reinforces the belief that he's a disgusting sex offender for people who already knew that, but are any likely to sway the opinions of the uninformed and gullible?
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is there anything in these emails that specifically/explicitly mention Trump's misdeeds towards women/children? What I've seen just reinforces the belief that he's a disgusting sex offender for people who already knew that, but are any likely to sway the opinions of the uninformed and gullible?
Many thanks to all those involved with our stage production of Honey I Stole Harry Belafonte's Shins. Whilst the attendance wasn't what we'd hoped for on opening night, I'm told he had a great time.
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Many thanks to all those involved with our stage production of Honey I Stole Harry Belafonte's Shins. Whilst the attendance wasn't what we'd hoped for on opening night, I'm told he had a great time.
I know they're trying to help, but I wish they'd suggest something other than "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
It's not particularly helpful. Especially at a veterinary clinic.
It's not particularly helpful. Especially at a veterinary clinic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I know they're trying to help, but I wish they'd suggest something other than "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
It's not particularly helpful. Especially at a veterinary clinic.
It's not particularly helpful. Especially at a veterinary clinic.