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Dad, artist, reformed I.T. engineer, science nerd, climate skepticism skeptic, EUphile, Earth history/palaeontology (Ediacaran), pianist learning Rach 3, guitarist learning Mach 4, lover, fighter, berk.
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Plenitude Action Lipozomes with Contour Regard™
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do I need this bag
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Movie/series pitch: A scientist discovers that a recent global pandemic has left the average intelligence and decision-making ability of humans below that necessary to understand & operate the world they created, and simultaneously undermined their control of violent & hateful impulses. Set in 2025.
August 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Like clockwork
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Middle-aged dad. I helped my daughter with her homework, researching Arthropleura, a millipede-like animal that could grow to over 2.5m long. I've been having nightmares about it for the last two nights. I know they're extinct but my dreams don't.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Just learned from my mate that Greggs (yep, the sausage roll fellas) have a PUB in Newcastle! It's called The Golden Flake.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Manosphere bro-style podcast adverts on YouTube.

A hex on every last damn one of you, your family, your friends, and everyone you've met up to but excluding Kevin Bacon.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Fesshole Live is coming to Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Lonely is the room, the bed is made
The open window lets Lorraine in...
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if I was this flexible I'd be single for the rest of my days

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November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Wtaf?!
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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the five stages of queef
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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If you ever get chance to make glass, grab it with both hands. Watch "Blown Away" first, so you hit the ground running.

One of the most amazing and rewarding things I've ever had the privilege of doing 👌🏼
Really interesting to watch

2BGlass, Cameron Park, CA
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Watching K-Pop: Demon Hunters with my 2 girls. Cried twice already and it's only seven minutes in.

Kids fuck you up man.
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Carrie Eggs

New Jersey, State Census, 1885
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Try as they might…
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Олені святого Миколая
oleni.org
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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So there’s a website called Deer Of St Nicholas which posts Christmas wish letters from Ukrainian children who had their childhood stolen by the war, anyone can pick a child and get them their present and it’s that time of the year again to achingly scroll it for hours again
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM