Todd Lunch
@toddlunch.bsky.social
Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
Although that's more of a friendship in this sense.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Although that's more of a friendship in this sense.
Pasturbation - To wank lyrical about yore
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Pasturbation - To wank lyrical about yore
Either we think alike, or I subconsciously nicked this from you and will have to punish my subconcious.
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Either we think alike, or I subconsciously nicked this from you and will have to punish my subconcious.
His face reminds me of Colin Akavito here.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
His face reminds me of Colin Akavito here.
Just stumbled upon this, and you really have to feel for these poor fuckers. What rotten luck.
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just stumbled upon this, and you really have to feel for these poor fuckers. What rotten luck.
I like the "nearly all 12 apostles" bit, as if they're still negotiating contracts with the others.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I like the "nearly all 12 apostles" bit, as if they're still negotiating contracts with the others.
They may as well have written "I hate freedom and America. Sincerely, John Leftist-Marx" on the bullets.
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They may as well have written "I hate freedom and America. Sincerely, John Leftist-Marx" on the bullets.
It's giving off these vibes...
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's giving off these vibes...
You may not remember this, but it was Britain's answer to E.T....
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You may not remember this, but it was Britain's answer to E.T....
Fabrizio Romano announces World War Three. Deal done.
September 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fabrizio Romano announces World War Three. Deal done.
There was a Teddy Salad in Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Any relation?
September 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There was a Teddy Salad in Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Any relation?
Reminded me of this I made years ago...
September 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Reminded me of this I made years ago...
I immediately pictured this guy...
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I immediately pictured this guy...
Not sure why exactly, but it looks like it should be in one of these..
August 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not sure why exactly, but it looks like it should be in one of these..
I just found that out the hard way, searching for this..
August 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I just found that out the hard way, searching for this..