Todd Lunch
@toddlunch.bsky.social
Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
What's their plan now? Say they voted for it but they can't be released due to an ongoing investigation?
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What's their plan now? Say they voted for it but they can't be released due to an ongoing investigation?
I see Baldrick's made it to Bluesky.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I see Baldrick's made it to Bluesky.
It's pretty impressive, I'll give it that, but that does not mean people should rely on it for anything.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's pretty impressive, I'll give it that, but that does not mean people should rely on it for anything.
Ah well, the dangerous misinformation doesn't matter if that's the case. How often do you read about aeroplane auto pilot systems working fine? Next to never, I imagine, but if there were myriad examples of it deciding to head towards mountains, you'd hear about it/they wouldn't continue with it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ah well, the dangerous misinformation doesn't matter if that's the case. How often do you read about aeroplane auto pilot systems working fine? Next to never, I imagine, but if there were myriad examples of it deciding to head towards mountains, you'd hear about it/they wouldn't continue with it.
Can't be too careful.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can't be too careful.
And you didn't have the heart to tell him spidermen are extinct?
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And you didn't have the heart to tell him spidermen are extinct?
A fine example of you being sensible enough to check it, and also how pointless using it in the first place was. I suspect that was the point you were making though.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A fine example of you being sensible enough to check it, and also how pointless using it in the first place was. I suspect that was the point you were making though.
It's apodeictically shit. There are vast amounts of examples of it hallucinating/getting basic facts wrong. People should not trust it for anything of mild importance, unless they check its accuracy afterwards; which defeats its point entirely. It's dangerous as well as shit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's apodeictically shit. There are vast amounts of examples of it hallucinating/getting basic facts wrong. People should not trust it for anything of mild importance, unless they check its accuracy afterwards; which defeats its point entirely. It's dangerous as well as shit.
I want to see animals, not movies.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I want to see animals, not movies.
Would the Greens want anyone from the unrelenting clown show of YP, regardless of whether that person would be a good fit or not, and do you think there would be a net benefit to enlisting them? Genuine question, rather than my opinion.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Would the Greens want anyone from the unrelenting clown show of YP, regardless of whether that person would be a good fit or not, and do you think there would be a net benefit to enlisting them? Genuine question, rather than my opinion.
Two fingers could hold a cig, with the ash dropping into the palm. Or have the cig facing the other way, if you want to put your smoke down but still have it dropping ash on the table/floor.
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Two fingers could hold a cig, with the ash dropping into the palm. Or have the cig facing the other way, if you want to put your smoke down but still have it dropping ash on the table/floor.
Apologies for accidentally putting that image in your head. Completely unintentional.
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Apologies for accidentally putting that image in your head. Completely unintentional.
Stella?! This is like Thatcher's milk snatch all over again.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Stella?! This is like Thatcher's milk snatch all over again.
I'd embark on ruining their lives for free as well.
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I'd embark on ruining their lives for free as well.
If they deploy ICE-style officers, I look forward to bullying them.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If they deploy ICE-style officers, I look forward to bullying them.
Why would I do that?
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Why would I do that?
Me too, because I didn't specify the severity of the choking, he might well have just coughed a bit and been fine.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me too, because I didn't specify the severity of the choking, he might well have just coughed a bit and been fine.
Hmmm. Might explain why there was rarely someone else there when I had sex to Men Without Hats.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hmmm. Might explain why there was rarely someone else there when I had sex to Men Without Hats.
That was my father. It was our household's sole income. Pa was sentenced to 40 years in the rabies mines, and mother, desperate for money, was forced to degrade herself working for Piers Morgan, and my brother choked on a pikelet. I hope you're happy with yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That was my father. It was our household's sole income. Pa was sentenced to 40 years in the rabies mines, and mother, desperate for money, was forced to degrade herself working for Piers Morgan, and my brother choked on a pikelet. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Consoling a grieving friend over drinks once, I stuck on some music, and THAT Cutting Crew song immediately came on. Luckily it can be identified in about a second.
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Consoling a grieving friend over drinks once, I stuck on some music, and THAT Cutting Crew song immediately came on. Luckily it can be identified in about a second.
Well, yes, but I was merely trying to provide some levity in this constantly bleak time.
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well, yes, but I was merely trying to provide some levity in this constantly bleak time.