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Mark Ampersand
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Mark likes Magic the Gathering and Batman and when he grows up he wants to run away and join The Armed.
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it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Internet: A Haiku.

It went in my cart,
But then shipping was too high.
Unsubscribe me, please.
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@travisjj.bsky.social I have a feeling I’m a day late, but Happy Birthday to you! I hope it was a good one.
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@felixmeister.bsky.social Oi! Happy Birthday Ol’ Chum!! I hope you’re having a good one and life is treating you well!
June 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails
40 and up crew please don’t think you you won’t need AI. Learn that shit before you turn into our parents with cell phones!
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This man has replaced his friends with AI in his social life and has replaced himself with AI at work. At what point do the wealthy realize they can do this because their lives have no value, and this does not translate to the rest of society?
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It’s great living in a neurodiverse house. The combinations of all our wacky traits are so fun! For instance, extraneous noises make it hard for me to focus on anything. Meanwhile one of my child’s current stims is humming so there is literally noise coming out of them all of the time please kill me
May 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders
May 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I think that by far the greatest and most overlooked convenience mobile phones have given us is always having a torch with you.
April 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
April 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@mckelvie.bsky.social I just finished listening to In Dark Corners today. Your Dad is amazing. So grateful to have people like him in the world.
April 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My favourite part of Budget day is hearing how amateur economist and part time Olympic high diving judge Garry from Toowoomba could’ve done it better.
March 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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happy 10th anniversary (!!) to the greatest blog that ever blogged
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ok so TIL that Timesplitters 2 and Future Perfect are available on the PS4 and PS5.

I can’t believe I’m finally going to be able to replay my favourite shooters of all time *and* introduce my 10 year old to the joys of couch multiplayer. What an amazing day.
March 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Really feeling for cyclone Alfred. I also experience a tropical low when I get to the beach.
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@michaelkatchan.bsky.social Oi! Happy Birthday friend! I hope it’s been a rad one for you!
February 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
RFK Jnr has killed people. He’s promoted dangerous ideologies that have lead to people dying.

He’s lied. Over and over and over again. He’s amplified conspiracies under the guise of “just asking questions”.

He is a deluded, dangerous person and his words and actions will cost lives.
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What if my decks are 4s, but I play them like 2s?

I am not good at #MagictheGathering.
February 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I work at a school. Many years ago some made a general comment about how wild the kids were being. Someone else replied that it was a full moon and everyone made an “oh that makes sense” noise. I rolled my eyes and forgot about it.

Anyway, kids are really off today. Just googled. It’s a full moon.
February 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wanna help the victims of the fires in LA and listen to some amazing tunes? Only available for a few more hours.

goodmusiccomp.bandcamp.com/album/good-m...
Good Music to Lift Los Angeles, by Good Music
90 track album
goodmusiccomp.bandcamp.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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AOC: I have encountered many billionaires. You all have seen many of those encounters in hearings.. I can tell that this dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever seen
February 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM