Tee Haitch (he/him)
@toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social
Building science nerd. My background is typical. Bachelor’s from U of Rangoon, varsity luge captain. I designed meat helmets. As an insolent junior engineer I was placed in a tyvek envelope and beaten with slide rules. Pretty standard, really.
I will test this recipe later but I think it stands a very high chance of success.
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I will test this recipe later but I think it stands a very high chance of success.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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This description is likely about a middle-aged man doing this to someone 40 years his junior. What a sick fuck.
They’re actually redacting Trump’s name AFTER the release.
🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.
See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This description is likely about a middle-aged man doing this to someone 40 years his junior. What a sick fuck.
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One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
If you see this, post a pic of yours with no explanation.
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you see this, post a pic of yours with no explanation.
I’m in. I have skills. Let’s melt the letters down and make them into something useful.
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m in. I have skills. Let’s melt the letters down and make them into something useful.
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"In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Washington DC, the dedicated Trump administration operatives who help cover up his vicious sex crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special MAGA Propaganda Unit. These are their stories."
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Washington DC, the dedicated Trump administration operatives who help cover up his vicious sex crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special MAGA Propaganda Unit. These are their stories."
Sprocket the #cinnamonwondermutt is looking forward to her bedtime story from my internet friend @tomtomorrow.bsky.social. #ourlongnationalnightmare
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sprocket the #cinnamonwondermutt is looking forward to her bedtime story from my internet friend @tomtomorrow.bsky.social. #ourlongnationalnightmare
Shame on them.
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shame on them.
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
Protect the trans and queer kids from these evil weirdos.
There is nothing wrong with trans and queer kids. I was a queer kid. I know what this is. It’s evil.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Protect the trans and queer kids from these evil weirdos.
Love that dirty water!
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Love that dirty water!
Hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report a murder.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hello, 9-1-1? I’d like to report a murder.
Now Robby and Jake, can you point to the place on the doll where the DEI hurt you?
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Now Robby and Jake, can you point to the place on the doll where the DEI hurt you?
Looking forward to a go-cart track or laser tag.
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Looking forward to a go-cart track or laser tag.
Mayor Wu is a giant. A giant standing up to idiots.
“Disturbing… they had put in a ton of work and gone through every step of the process… they were pulled out of line steps away from swearing an oath to 🇺🇸…”
BOSTON’s @mayorwu.boston.gov on Trump/Miller blocking immigrants AT THEIR CEREMONIES
It was never just about illegal immigration
BOSTON’s @mayorwu.boston.gov on Trump/Miller blocking immigrants AT THEIR CEREMONIES
It was never just about illegal immigration
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Mayor Wu is a giant. A giant standing up to idiots.
And in the meantime, Providence public schools are in session. Including the high school just three blocks off campus. Somebody give Ka$h a challenge coin.
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
And in the meantime, Providence public schools are in session. Including the high school just three blocks off campus. Somebody give Ka$h a challenge coin.
Tell everybody waiting for superman
That they should try to hold on the best they can
He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything
It’s just too heavy for superman to lift
youtu.be/o0AOG7ciuJo
That they should try to hold on the best they can
He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything
It’s just too heavy for superman to lift
youtu.be/o0AOG7ciuJo
The Flaming Lips - Waitin' for a Superman [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by flaminglips
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December 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tell everybody waiting for superman
That they should try to hold on the best they can
He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything
It’s just too heavy for superman to lift
youtu.be/o0AOG7ciuJo
That they should try to hold on the best they can
He hasn’t dropped them, forgot them, or anything
It’s just too heavy for superman to lift
youtu.be/o0AOG7ciuJo
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
Stephen Colbert asks guests that if they could take only one song with them to listen to for the rest of their lives, what would it be. I don't know what song I would pick. But if it was a movie? I would not hesitate: THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Stephen Colbert asks guests that if they could take only one song with them to listen to for the rest of their lives, what would it be. I don't know what song I would pick. But if it was a movie? I would not hesitate: THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
Rob Reiner was an amazing talent and wonderful human being. The current president is devoid of any useful skill or human emotion.
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Rob Reiner was an amazing talent and wonderful human being. The current president is devoid of any useful skill or human emotion.