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Tee Haitch (he/him)
@toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social
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Building science nerd. My background is typical. Bachelor’s from U of Rangoon, varsity luge captain. I designed meat helmets. As an insolent junior engineer I was placed in a tyvek envelope and beaten with slide rules. Pretty standard, really.
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Maine’s gonna give Arizona a run for its money.
Maine license plate FISTFCK
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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In this sequel, Musk is Dennis Nedry's dumber and less scrupulous college roommate.
Nedry from the Jurassic Park movie, shortly before being killed by a dilophosaurus loogie.
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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A blue flag saying I was marked safe from defending a senile pederast today. And "Release the files!"
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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[I am] radical left scum for releasing the Epstein files.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Blue flag icon that says "Marked safe from defending a senile pederast today."
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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"Donald tЯump's actions in Venezuela do not make America safer, stronger, or more affordable.

"That Maduro is a brutal, illegitimate dictator does not change the fact that this action was both unlawful and unwise."

— Kamala Harris
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Im 1982, Tex Cobb famously aced all three cognitive tests his trainers gave him between rounds of his horrific bout with Larry Holmes. It was four fingers, he got it right every time. Four.
The man on the left is cognitively impaired. And is completely unqualified to do the job he’s currently being paid to do.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Happy Friday!
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Just make a little set like this.
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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That is a rye Manhattan in my profile pic. Cheers, Carol.
Rye whiskey, Italian (sweet) vermouth, and a dash of bitters makes a Manhattan cocktail.
December 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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If you see this, post a pic of yours with no explanation.
Pizza or alien, can't tell.
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Sprocket the #cinnamonwondermutt is looking forward to her bedtime story from my internet friend @tomtomorrow.bsky.social. #ourlongnationalnightmare
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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These whiny little simps need a pep talk from motivational speaker Matt Foley.
Chris Farley as motivational speaker Matt Foley saying "Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, 'Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!' Well, I'm here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT! You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?"
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Bobbi’s face is the perfect expression for anyone confronted with the vacuousness of an idiot man-child.
Fran Drescher playing Bobbi Flekman in This Is Spinal Tap
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Back at you from Mass.
A sparrow on a bird feeder on a snowy day. A rainbow flag in the background. Small songbirds around a bird feeder on a snowy day. In the background there’s a bright blue door on a red barn.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Was Frank Booth his coach?
Frank Booth from the movie Blue Velvet.
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I'm out already! @npr.org got me with an intro song. #whamageddon #whamageddon2025
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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He seems nice.
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, holding an axe and wearing a plastic raincoat.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Process shot. Tomato paste, along with some pecorino Romano and Grana Padano, will be added tomorrow.
A pot of tomato sauce simmering on the stove. The colors are luscious reds and oranges with the pale green of herbs and chicken fat floating to the top. There’s a tad less Nebbiolo in the bottle from the previous shot.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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When the going gets tough, the tough make sauce.
A cast iron pot on the stove with onions and garlic sautéed in butter and olive oil, San Marzano tomatoes, chicken stock, red wine, bay leaves, and thyme. A pinch of a few secret spices and big chunks of carrot to reduce the acidity. Those will be had with tomorrow’s lunch.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Zipper says "Hey, cuz."
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The Bipper says hi too. And she's OK with the gratuitous booty shot.
A small dog atop a large hill, looking out over the awesome view. A furry little black and white dog in the snow, on the summit of Long Mountain.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Good night, blue sky.
A Swiss chalet style house with a pink Christmas tree on a small balcony and three flags, one rainbow and two Ukraine. A house under a midnight blue sky, with a very bright moon, two actual stars (which are multiple images because of the phone camera settings), and a fake five-star constellation from the decorative lights in the lens.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I made this bug-like alien creature that was supposed to be a pizza. Instead of taking it to our leader as it requested, we ate it.
A delightful homemade pizza with sliced cherry tomatoes and black olives, not too much cheese.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM