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Tee Haitch (he/him)
@toadthe12sprocket.bsky.social
Building science nerd. My background is typical. Bachelor’s from U of Rangoon, varsity luge captain. I designed meat helmets. As an insolent junior engineer I was placed in a tyvek envelope and beaten with slide rules. Pretty standard, really.
Maine’s gonna give Arizona a run for its money.
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
In this sequel, Musk is Dennis Nedry's dumber and less scrupulous college roommate.
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
January 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM
"Donald tЯump's actions in Venezuela do not make America safer, stronger, or more affordable.

"That Maduro is a brutal, illegitimate dictator does not change the fact that this action was both unlawful and unwise."

— Kamala Harris
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Im 1982, Tex Cobb famously aced all three cognitive tests his trainers gave him between rounds of his horrific bout with Larry Holmes. It was four fingers, he got it right every time. Four.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Happy Friday!
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Just make a little set like this.
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That is a rye Manhattan in my profile pic. Cheers, Carol.
December 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you see this, post a pic of yours with no explanation.
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sprocket the #cinnamonwondermutt is looking forward to her bedtime story from my internet friend @tomtomorrow.bsky.social. #ourlongnationalnightmare
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
These whiny little simps need a pep talk from motivational speaker Matt Foley.
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bobbi’s face is the perfect expression for anyone confronted with the vacuousness of an idiot man-child.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Back at you from Mass.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Was Frank Booth his coach?
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm out already! @npr.org got me with an intro song. #whamageddon #whamageddon2025
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He seems nice.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Process shot. Tomato paste, along with some pecorino Romano and Grana Padano, will be added tomorrow.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough make sauce.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Zipper says "Hey, cuz."
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Bipper says hi too. And she's OK with the gratuitous booty shot.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Good night, blue sky.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I made this bug-like alien creature that was supposed to be a pizza. Instead of taking it to our leader as it requested, we ate it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM