Tired Bimbo
@tiredbimbo.bsky.social
Wife, mother, PCP, stupid bitch
Finally reaching peak Nosy Married Woman by hosting dinner parties with single friends in an attempt to set them up
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Finally reaching peak Nosy Married Woman by hosting dinner parties with single friends in an attempt to set them up
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i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
i aint got no crystal ball
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
i aint got no crystal ball
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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
Engaging in favored hobby at work: pretending to not know what Harvard is around Harvard grads
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Engaging in favored hobby at work: pretending to not know what Harvard is around Harvard grads
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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mouse to his mouse wife after she embarrassed him: "may i please squeak to you in the other room?"
June 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
mouse to his mouse wife after she embarrassed him: "may i please squeak to you in the other room?"
The Crown casting Dominic West as King Charles was too kind
April 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Crown casting Dominic West as King Charles was too kind
Choosing baby names really makes it hit home how many people I don’t care for
April 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Choosing baby names really makes it hit home how many people I don’t care for
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The person who invented mashed potato. What was going on there. Probably the greatest save in history. Accidentally dropped dinner but it's ok turns out it's actually improved it
January 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The person who invented mashed potato. What was going on there. Probably the greatest save in history. Accidentally dropped dinner but it's ok turns out it's actually improved it
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
Mr. Bimbo engaging in his favored hobby of trying to make me work out when I am lounging with snacks
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Mr. Bimbo engaging in his favored hobby of trying to make me work out when I am lounging with snacks
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ground beef implies the existence of air beef and sea beef
July 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
ground beef implies the existence of air beef and sea beef
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
I’ve retired from internet discourse. I am a beautiful woman, that is simply none of my business.
April 15, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I’ve retired from internet discourse. I am a beautiful woman, that is simply none of my business.
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we gotta bring back calling mistakes boners
August 28, 2023 at 12:09 AM
we gotta bring back calling mistakes boners
Got my dad one of those copper nonstick pans, now he texts me once a week to tell me about something he made in it, and marvel at how it truly didn’t stick to the pan
February 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Got my dad one of those copper nonstick pans, now he texts me once a week to tell me about something he made in it, and marvel at how it truly didn’t stick to the pan
Went to an art gallery to kill time before a dogsitting gig. Lady’s bulldog in the gallery started barking at me, she flatly said, ‘he thinks you’re a witch’
August 19, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Went to an art gallery to kill time before a dogsitting gig. Lady’s bulldog in the gallery started barking at me, she flatly said, ‘he thinks you’re a witch’
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Why is Kyrsten Sinema always looking like a 90s era Batman villain
May 15, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Why is Kyrsten Sinema always looking like a 90s era Batman villain