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Noah
@tirasimp.bsky.social
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Cis hetero de forma no irónica
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tirasimp.bsky.social
"Hoy casi no hablamos" y que esperabas ? Respondes cada 40 min mínimo y hablas dos minutos antes de volver a desaparecer
Y lo haces solo conmigo porque me consta que cuando si conversar de largo, aunque estés ocupada respondes
April 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic Panel 1 Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law Panel 2: Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES Panel 3: Gold Guy: Nah Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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toptnc.bsky.social
Al igual que el vídeo te Umbrella de Tom Holland. Cada vez que aparece el de Stephen Fry frente a dios se repostea. Es la ley.
coponnnn.bsky.social Galleto Fontanedo @coponnnn.bsky.social · Mar 26
Lo de ser ateo. No le quito ni una coma al granderrimo Stephen Fry.
March 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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mariana057.bsky.social
I just watched the movie "Life of Pi".
I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.
March 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
Flaco mataste a 40 invencibles bájale de webos tantito
March 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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chuckiclampy.bsky.social
Recuerdo que cuando era un chaval me decían todo el rato esto de que "ya verás, cuando tengas más años te volverás más conservador". Y ahora que estoy a punto de llegar a los 40, me he radicalizado tanto que soy el Miguel Maldonado en su día más tranquilo.
Miguel Maldonado diciendo "que a los ricos hay que matarlos a todos".
January 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
Otro fin de año de mierda, hoy tenía planeado hacer cosas pero la noche de ayer fue tan mala que por mi propio bien me tomaré esta noche con calma.

Juro que este será la última vez que me sienta así en un fin de año, aunque me cueste la vida jamás volveré a sentirme así
December 31, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
no better feeling
December 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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wholesomememe.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
I have a problem.
Panel 1 Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff. Bartender: Are you sure? Panel 2 Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me! Panel 3 Bartender: Fine. Panel 4 Bartender: Here is your Balatro. The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
Nada motiva más que un compañero del gym te diga que te ve más delgado que cuando comenzaste 💖
Genuinamente me motivo bastante que se note un cambio después de solo un mes (también he cierto que en general mis habitos han cambiado muchísimo)
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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davidpareja.com
Nunca olvides que mereces estar en entornos que resalten tu ternura, no tu instinto de supervivencia.
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
mi regalo de navidad adelantado
December 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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davemcelfatrick.bsky.social
December 16, 2024 at 10:53 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
Midway seen it
Waiting for the season to end to see it
Done
Done
Done
Done
Not interested

I really should watch Beastars
johnrebending.com John (almost to 1k followers) @johnrebending.com · Dec 14
"i really should watch arcane"
"i really should watch dandadan"
"i really should finish dungeon meshi"
"i really should finish chainsaw man"
"i really should watch breaking bad"
"I really should watch full metal alchemist brotherhood"
"i really should watch hunterxhunter"
"i really should watch
December 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
tirasimp.bsky.social
El Marvel rivals está muy divertido lmao, mira que no soy de Hero Shoters pero que bien me lo paso

Main mantis desde la beta (no)
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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soytrussy.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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paulacheshire.bsky.social
This is not a #comic about cooking btw 🫠
First comic panel: A woman pouring the contents of a jar into a pot. She says "A good amount of effort" Second comic panel: The same woman is pouring some powder into the pot. She says "A handful of illusion". Third comic panel: The woman is pouring the content of a bag into the pot. She says "Hours and hours and hours of investment..." Fourth comic panel: The woman tries the recipe. She says "Mmmm..." Fifth comic panel: She looks at front and says, with a smile "A perfect failure".
December 9, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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justjimei.bsky.social
No matter how many times I've seen this meme, I love it every time
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
Secret Panel HERE 🙏 tapas.io/episode/3260082
December 7, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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existentialcomics.com
Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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ikisnick.bsky.social
Free my guy omg
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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whatupoprah.bsky.social
me when i post something for attention and then i get attention
November 30, 2024 at 2:52 AM
tirasimp.bsky.social
Cosa mucho muy importante ahora tengo que decirle esto antes de dormir xD
robinandcat.bsky.social Alex Rhys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @robinandcat.bsky.social · Nov 30
A gift from me to you:
a new Robin & Cat comic!
Panel 1 - Robin: “CAT!” Cat: “Guh!” Panel 2 - Robin: “Did you know I love you?” Panel 3 - Cat: “I do, Babe.” Panel 4 - Robin: “Good. Just making sure.” Cat is blushing at how cute her girlfriend just was.
November 30, 2024 at 5:17 AM