John
@johnrebending.com
i like to play final fantasy and scribble really stupid creatures.
sometimes i like to play rimworld and rollercoaster tycoon.
i am a decrepit man in my 30s slowly disintegrating into dust.
johnrebending.com
johnrebending.straw.page
ngl.link/johnrebending
sometimes i like to play rimworld and rollercoaster tycoon.
i am a decrepit man in my 30s slowly disintegrating into dust.
johnrebending.com
johnrebending.straw.page
ngl.link/johnrebending
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John
@johnrebending.com
· Apr 2
#promosky
i play final fantasy XIV and games like rimworld and dwarf fortress.
i like rpgs.
i like to scribble little freaks.
i pretend to watch anime and read manga.
i keep adding things to a nonexistent "list of things to watch later".
i like doing bits.
follow for more slop content.
i play final fantasy XIV and games like rimworld and dwarf fortress.
i like rpgs.
i like to scribble little freaks.
i pretend to watch anime and read manga.
i keep adding things to a nonexistent "list of things to watch later".
i like doing bits.
follow for more slop content.
imagine you favorite ship uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
imagine you favorite ship uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
my new gimmick of posting weird ship scenarios has gotten RAVE REVIEWS
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
my new gimmick of posting weird ship scenarios has gotten RAVE REVIEWS
Reposted by John
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
Reposted by John
move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
move over Beavis
Reposted by John
Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men
Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women
Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men
Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women
Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
OR ELSE
..uh.. woah guys.. #promosky
...follow me i like uh.. #ff7 ....and uh.. #yumeshipping uh..
i kiss cloud and zack from..hit game or..something..
guys pls im super normal
i like other things too (trust)
rencoco.straw.page
...follow me i like uh.. #ff7 ....and uh.. #yumeshipping uh..
i kiss cloud and zack from..hit game or..something..
guys pls im super normal
i like other things too (trust)
rencoco.straw.page
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
OR ELSE
i dont know why im in such a good mood today
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i dont know why im in such a good mood today
im basically out here figuratively making playsets for your dolls
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
im basically out here figuratively making playsets for your dolls
one half of your favorite ship has a look of exasperation as the other looks back up at them blankly, half-submerged in the la brea tar pits
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
one half of your favorite ship has a look of exasperation as the other looks back up at them blankly, half-submerged in the la brea tar pits
one half of your favorite ship holding their credit card impatiently at the cash register as the other half excitedly continues adding things to their now exceptionally sloppy and unbalanced subway sandwich
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
one half of your favorite ship holding their credit card impatiently at the cash register as the other half excitedly continues adding things to their now exceptionally sloppy and unbalanced subway sandwich
I dont care if you don’t like these, I like them
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I dont care if you don’t like these, I like them
Your favorite ship introduces a brand new third wheel named Slime who they don’t want to be there
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Your favorite ship introduces a brand new third wheel named Slime who they don’t want to be there
One half of your favorite ship looking aghast at the other as they nonchalantly slurp a spaghetti noodle and get sauce all over their face at a fancy restaurant
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One half of your favorite ship looking aghast at the other as they nonchalantly slurp a spaghetti noodle and get sauce all over their face at a fancy restaurant
Imagine one half of your favorite ship trying in vain to explain the time cube to the other
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Imagine one half of your favorite ship trying in vain to explain the time cube to the other
Your favorite ship claiming bunk beds at the cabin by the lake and one innocently says “I call top” and the other gets so flustered that they throw up
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Your favorite ship claiming bunk beds at the cabin by the lake and one innocently says “I call top” and the other gets so flustered that they throw up
Just gonna start posting bizarre situations for you to imagine your favorite ships in. That’s my new gimmick until I forget and start talking about wizard spells again
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just gonna start posting bizarre situations for you to imagine your favorite ships in. That’s my new gimmick until I forget and start talking about wizard spells again
My TikTok fyp has somehow entered the niche of people drawing their OCs synchronized to popular funny audio clips
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My TikTok fyp has somehow entered the niche of people drawing their OCs synchronized to popular funny audio clips
I need to try and pander more to the core fujo constituency of the worldwide slop-consuming audience
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I need to try and pander more to the core fujo constituency of the worldwide slop-consuming audience
imagine your favorite ship waiting together for two hours at the DMV while a baby cries from across the room
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
imagine your favorite ship waiting together for two hours at the DMV while a baby cries from across the room
this all...
*gestures broadly*
seems untenable
*gestures broadly*
seems untenable
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
this all...
*gestures broadly*
seems untenable
*gestures broadly*
seems untenable
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POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
POV you just teleported to Limsa to use the Market Board
been playing guild wars 2 and it's refreshing for an endgame to not be a huge treadmill and instead just like "eh, do whatever you think is fun".
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
been playing guild wars 2 and it's refreshing for an endgame to not be a huge treadmill and instead just like "eh, do whatever you think is fun".