Tina Bee
@tinabuttajelly.bsky.social
celebrated floridian swamp kikimora
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
This one’s for the freaks
May 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This one’s for the freaks
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Locked on The Everything App because I told grok to tell a man how to to KYS for saying some evil shit about a young mom kidnapped by ICE
May 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Locked on The Everything App because I told grok to tell a man how to to KYS for saying some evil shit about a young mom kidnapped by ICE
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"ji"? Did you want to go to Jira, the #1 bookmarked tab you open 80,000 times a day? Or did you want to travel across the country in the middle of a Thursday to visit 𝗝𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲? These are my best guesses, based on 30 years of tracking your every movement, action, and thought online.
May 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"ji"? Did you want to go to Jira, the #1 bookmarked tab you open 80,000 times a day? Or did you want to travel across the country in the middle of a Thursday to visit 𝗝𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲? These are my best guesses, based on 30 years of tracking your every movement, action, and thought online.
Using these as communion wafers
Cheez-It Fun Shrek Shapes (2007-2007): A promotional item for "Shrek the Third", these baked cheese crackers were shaped like characters from the film, such as Shrek, Donkey, Princess Fiona, and Puss in Boots
May 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Using these as communion wafers
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Every product in target now is either an opaque pink bottle of mystery liquid called Sundays or a pack of microwaveable rice called Mi Primo Tupelo and both cost $11 for some reason
May 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every product in target now is either an opaque pink bottle of mystery liquid called Sundays or a pack of microwaveable rice called Mi Primo Tupelo and both cost $11 for some reason
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I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
May 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
Hey yeah how the fuck am I supposed to set up TFA on this thing
April 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Hey yeah how the fuck am I supposed to set up TFA on this thing
I randomly changed the lyrics to Jimmy Buffett’s why don’t we get drunk to “why don’t we drink milk and moo” and Eddie demands we sing it allllll the time now lol
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I randomly changed the lyrics to Jimmy Buffett’s why don’t we get drunk to “why don’t we drink milk and moo” and Eddie demands we sing it allllll the time now lol
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It’s very funny that the people who have decided that they need to keep humanity going all look like they have thyroid issues. You don’t need to have more kids, you need to be taking iodine.
Pardon me. Her technopurist cap, not her Mennonite cap.
April 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s very funny that the people who have decided that they need to keep humanity going all look like they have thyroid issues. You don’t need to have more kids, you need to be taking iodine.
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Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
Two things I will always repost:
-pricemaster
-cask of amontillado
-pricemaster
-cask of amontillado
April 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Two things I will always repost:
-pricemaster
-cask of amontillado
-pricemaster
-cask of amontillado
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New economy preview
April 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New economy preview
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So instead of touching a stove, they walked into Chernobyl and tried to fuck the elephant foot.
April 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So instead of touching a stove, they walked into Chernobyl and tried to fuck the elephant foot.
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Last year I worked with this older woman who would always send me these unironically. She was the best and I miss her!!!
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Last year I worked with this older woman who would always send me these unironically. She was the best and I miss her!!!
Gearing up for another weekend of my toddler telling us he doesn’t like us and threatening to hit/bite/smack 👍
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gearing up for another weekend of my toddler telling us he doesn’t like us and threatening to hit/bite/smack 👍
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they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
Forgot that the in between crawling and walking phase is cute but insanely nerve-wracking
February 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Forgot that the in between crawling and walking phase is cute but insanely nerve-wracking
Okay moms we’ve got about 6 hours until bed time how we holdin up
February 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Okay moms we’ve got about 6 hours until bed time how we holdin up