Sloan
@timothysloan2.bsky.social
🏙️ Cleveland Proud | ⚾ Guardians | 🏈 Browns | 🏀 Cavs | ⚖️ Attorney | 👨👧👧👧👧 Father of 4 amazing daughters
☕ Coffee Enthusiast | 📚 Bookstore Explorer | ✈️ Dreaming of my next vacation
Living life 1 game, 1 book, and 1 cup of coffee at a time
☕ Coffee Enthusiast | 📚 Bookstore Explorer | ✈️ Dreaming of my next vacation
Living life 1 game, 1 book, and 1 cup of coffee at a time
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Who’s gonna tell them?
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Who’s gonna tell them?
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL: A rare site in a Lansing Michigan USA as the Kalamazoo Wendy's enters its pupae state
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL: A rare site in a Lansing Michigan USA as the Kalamazoo Wendy's enters its pupae state
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Tax the churches.
December 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Tax the churches.
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Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
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If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.
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Guardians legend Spencer horwitz will be remembered
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Guardians legend Spencer horwitz will be remembered
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Spencer Horwitz with the Guardians:
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Spencer Horwitz with the Guardians:
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Did you know the supreme court is just a regular court but with sour cream and diced tomatoes?
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Did you know the supreme court is just a regular court but with sour cream and diced tomatoes?
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what idiot called it “shoot your shot” and not
December 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
what idiot called it “shoot your shot” and not
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Bad, but expensive.
December 9, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Bad, but expensive.
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Honestly, the thought process of "Maybe all I need is a coffee, and then I won't feel like committing murder" that made the assassin swing into a Starbucks first is SO relatable...
December 8, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Honestly, the thought process of "Maybe all I need is a coffee, and then I won't feel like committing murder" that made the assassin swing into a Starbucks first is SO relatable...
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The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Things you won’t see on Twitter.
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Things you won’t see on Twitter.
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Fifty two THOUSAND laugh reacts.
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Fifty two THOUSAND laugh reacts.
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911: 911, whats your emergency?
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back.
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back.
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 PM
911: 911, whats your emergency?
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back.
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back.