Your Neighborhood Griffin
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Testing to see if my dentist is really up to snuff by eating a poppyseed muffin immediately before my cleaning
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Testing to see if my dentist is really up to snuff by eating a poppyseed muffin immediately before my cleaning
My takeaway
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My takeaway
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I wonder how the council of unelected law wizards is handling tonight. Well, Alito's sorted: he's about to fly several flags that they don't let you display in Germany
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I wonder how the council of unelected law wizards is handling tonight. Well, Alito's sorted: he's about to fly several flags that they don't let you display in Germany
In case anyone’s wondering what the last week has felt like
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
In case anyone’s wondering what the last week has felt like
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This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
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How does she know so much about how "welcoming" and "accommodating" Nazis are???? White people are absolutely WILDING.
August 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How does she know so much about how "welcoming" and "accommodating" Nazis are???? White people are absolutely WILDING.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Major Alert: The White has just turned all yellow to honor the Presidents love of piss and the beginning of the Piss Era of America
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Major Alert: The White has just turned all yellow to honor the Presidents love of piss and the beginning of the Piss Era of America
The bots can never be horny enough to be “intelligent”
June 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The bots can never be horny enough to be “intelligent”
All of us
May 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
All of us
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Conspiracy theories are almost never true and their proponents are merely trying to find some kind of underlying order to a chaotic world. The sole exception is the NBA draft lottery.
May 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Conspiracy theories are almost never true and their proponents are merely trying to find some kind of underlying order to a chaotic world. The sole exception is the NBA draft lottery.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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accidentally adding the atlantic editor to “piss hell for idiots”
March 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
accidentally adding the atlantic editor to “piss hell for idiots”
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee dee
When I fuck up, blame minorities
When I fuck up, blame minorities
January 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee dee
When I fuck up, blame minorities
When I fuck up, blame minorities
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It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
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Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
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Uhhh just because it looks like an effigy of a guy with well-known fascist sympathies was hung upside down at the place in Italy where the body of an infamous fascist was hung upside down 80 years ago doesn't mean that's what they actually did.
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Uhhh just because it looks like an effigy of a guy with well-known fascist sympathies was hung upside down at the place in Italy where the body of an infamous fascist was hung upside down 80 years ago doesn't mean that's what they actually did.
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Sad news as one of the firefighting air tankers has missed its drop zone in the Santa Susana Mountains and instead dropped its payload of 12,000 gallons of sea water in a direct hit on comedian and TV host Bill Maher.
January 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sad news as one of the firefighting air tankers has missed its drop zone in the Santa Susana Mountains and instead dropped its payload of 12,000 gallons of sea water in a direct hit on comedian and TV host Bill Maher.