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Tim 🏒 🎃
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I like to talk about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. I enjoy hiking, running, swimming, and cycling.

I have been living in airports recently.

He/him
My kid, supposedly picking up her mess in the living room: the Roomba can’t reach under the couch, right?
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Have we found all the lost artifacts or is treasure hunter still a viable career path?
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.”
- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Lot of folks reading 'let bad guys fight' as 'let's be friends with them' ...unclear where you are hearing that, but not from me (and I don't think from @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social who I was quoting, either!)
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
GM ☀️ it’s pancake day 🥞
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We are having Italian pop tarts* for dinner

*ravioli
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I can’t wait for humans to evolve a mouth roof that isn’t destroyed by hot pizza.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I feel like people are a "my battery is at 60% and I need to charge" person or a "batteries run out?" person.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No one is opening Olde Shoppes or Emporiums these days.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Paige, no
City of Kenosha coming in hot.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GM ☀️ brought my truck in because it was making a noise and when I arrived it stopped making the noise. Spending my morning convincing a mechanic I am not a crazy person.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My dog not appreciate the aurora borealis. He was confused why everyone’s outside when it’s not outside time.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am going to name my folders emojis and sort my files based on vibe
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Morning ☀️ my wet hair got a little froze after my swim this morning
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Holy shit this is fucking cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“I lost my internet”

Better go find it!
“Lost my internet” is the new “is your refrigerator running”
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Lost my internet” is the new “is your refrigerator running”
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I like that my mailbox has to raise its hand for the postman to take its letters
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if it was a Freaky Friday situation and Rami Malik becomes the new Bond?
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They should just pivot and make Detective Benoit Blanc the new Bond.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
GM ☀️ blasting Simple Plan on my morning drive to feed my inner teenage angst
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Reposted by Tim 🏒 🎃
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fantilli and Marchenko on the same line are so fun to watch. #CBJ 🏒
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Tim 🏒 🎃
525,600 buuuttt faaarms
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is the most efficient way to let me know.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I know there is a day when the Executive Orders will start using Comic Sans.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM