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Tim 🏒 🎃
@tim.ink
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I like to talk about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. I enjoy hiking, running, swimming, and cycling.

I have been living in airports recently.

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Holy shit this is fucking cool
A picture of the aurora borealis over Columbus Ohio
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This is the most efficient way to let me know.
A notifications from an LG App that says “Microwave Oven is done cooking”
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Snow ❄️
A road with trees covered in snow as snow falls from the sky as I sit warmly in my truck
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The Zohran sign but it says I did it all for the nookie
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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If Mamdani decides to run a Midwest campaign.
A Mamdani sign but it says “Ope, shimmy by for the ranch dressing”
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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A picture of a golden retriever sitting with a text balloon at the bottom so it looks like the dog is saying “balloons are very scary”
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Buckeye Lightyear. To Columbus, and beyond.
A suggested writing improvement from Columbus (as well as outside Columbus) to Columbus (and beyond). This sounds like Buzz Lightyear's saying of Infinity, and Beyond.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Oh don’t was THIS guy with the mustache
An old movie where the villain in a suit with a mustache ties a woman up and puts her on train tracks
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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A 20 year anniversary tour? Ha, that can’t be right…
Andrew McMahon from Jack’s Mannequin crowd surfing on back of a giant inflatable llama
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Needs a special character: Louvre!
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Get you someone that stares at you like Riley stares at Goldfish crackers.
Riley the cocker spaniel laying on a quilt on a bed staring at a bag of goldfish crackers in my wife’s hands
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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That Hurricane 400: 4 burritos, 400 feet. That’s more than a football field for tightly wrapped cheese and beefy goodness.
A table showing 4 different types of tshirt cannons
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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One thing they don’t prepare you for as a parent is your kid learning about stuff in school you lived through and asking you weird questions about it.
A graphic novel book about hurricane katrina
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The is the life of a creature who doesn’t know what bills are
Riley the black, white cocker spaniel sitting in a shag donut like dog bed with his head resting on the side of the donut looking pensively at nothing.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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He waits for the trick or treaters. But he also got sleepy.
Riley dressed like a beanie baby looking out the glass door waiting for trick or treaters to come give him pets.
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Happy Halloween! Pumpkins are carved.
Three jack-o’-lanterns on our front porch. One is carved, one is painted, and the last one carved.
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A picture of blocks stacked with a little one holding the stack up and at the top it says, “my mental health” and an arrow pointing to the little block it says, “yoga with Adrienne”
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The sky in my BlueSky is too blue
The woman from the show parks and rec who complains about weird things at the town hall meetings
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Fuck yeah NYC
A bunch of New York style pizzas in the glass case of Vito’s
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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That “view full thread” is doing a lot of work here.
Return of the Cmonstermacqua says happy Halloween to a screen shot of him saying of Dracula’s offered you a blow Job would you take it? Someone replied tens of millions of us voters did, three times. Then there is a gap that says “view full thread” and someone replies “Costco solves this, probably”
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Dear Slim,
I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
yoshinobu yamamoto writing in a notebook in the dodgers dugout
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Alright LFG Jackets 🏒
The Columbus blue jackets taking the ice at nationwide arena
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A computer lab filled with Gandalf’s from a video where a guy sets up a computer lab with close up of Gandalf boppin his head to the saxophone of Sunstroke Project’s Run Away
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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“New Features” when you’re trying to deliver anything from the roadmap this quarter
A notifications sent to my phone from my microwave letting me know it was done cooking which isn’t helpful because I was watching the microwave spinning my food in a circle like a ballerina waiting to eat it and burn my mouth
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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It’s not cereal because I heated it up in the microwave
A bowl of cherries in milk with strawberries and bananas
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM