Tiffany Bridge
@tiff.is
Shouting, swearing, DC, WordPress, lifting, other duties as assigned. 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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Tiffany Bridge
@tiff.is
· Nov 11
Lots of ppl finding me from a WordPress starter pack so let me just clarify:
I do have a WordPress-related job.
But mostly this account is politics, shitposting, and substituting lifting for a personality.
I do have a WordPress-related job.
But mostly this account is politics, shitposting, and substituting lifting for a personality.
I truly don’t care what you eat or don’t eat on a holiday but making it part of your personal feeling of superiority is tiresome.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I truly don’t care what you eat or don’t eat on a holiday but making it part of your personal feeling of superiority is tiresome.
I'm actually really looking forward to the DC mayoral primary. Let's get some good candidates in there and let 'em fight it out.
And let's also have some of our, shall we say, unique local flavor candidates as well. No one has played a trumpet at a debate in YEARS.
And let's also have some of our, shall we say, unique local flavor candidates as well. No one has played a trumpet at a debate in YEARS.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm actually really looking forward to the DC mayoral primary. Let's get some good candidates in there and let 'em fight it out.
And let's also have some of our, shall we say, unique local flavor candidates as well. No one has played a trumpet at a debate in YEARS.
And let's also have some of our, shall we say, unique local flavor candidates as well. No one has played a trumpet at a debate in YEARS.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
I led a D&D camp for a group of 6 middle schoolers at my house this summer.
As a DM for children, one of my rules is "If you annoy me, I send a level 20 dragon after you."
I introduce this rule in a bemused tone that leaves them wondering if I'm serious. (more)
As a DM for children, one of my rules is "If you annoy me, I send a level 20 dragon after you."
I introduce this rule in a bemused tone that leaves them wondering if I'm serious. (more)
Wait, teachers *prohibit* 6-7?
*closes eyes*
*rubs temples*
*breathes deeply through nose*
*closes eyes*
*rubs temples*
*breathes deeply through nose*
Thing is if teachers want the 6-7 trend to disappear, nothing would do it quicker than kids everywhere knowing that Keir Starmer does it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I led a D&D camp for a group of 6 middle schoolers at my house this summer.
As a DM for children, one of my rules is "If you annoy me, I send a level 20 dragon after you."
I introduce this rule in a bemused tone that leaves them wondering if I'm serious. (more)
As a DM for children, one of my rules is "If you annoy me, I send a level 20 dragon after you."
I introduce this rule in a bemused tone that leaves them wondering if I'm serious. (more)
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In addition to being a fascinating (if horrific) insight into a mostly-unknown period of European prehistory, this includes a BANGER of a quote: "I can see why all these people without heads wouldn’t be good for a community, and might be a cause for abandonment."
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
In addition to being a fascinating (if horrific) insight into a mostly-unknown period of European prehistory, this includes a BANGER of a quote: "I can see why all these people without heads wouldn’t be good for a community, and might be a cause for abandonment."
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
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dogs don’t bark at parked cars
"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
dogs don’t bark at parked cars
The context here is that, in addition to admitting girls a few years ago, troops are now allowed to be fully co-ed, instead of a separate, linked girls’ troop.
Our son’s troop is therefore about to have its first cohort of girls bridging over from Cub Scouts! We’re thrilled!
Our son’s troop is therefore about to have its first cohort of girls bridging over from Cub Scouts! We’re thrilled!
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The context here is that, in addition to admitting girls a few years ago, troops are now allowed to be fully co-ed, instead of a separate, linked girls’ troop.
Our son’s troop is therefore about to have its first cohort of girls bridging over from Cub Scouts! We’re thrilled!
Our son’s troop is therefore about to have its first cohort of girls bridging over from Cub Scouts! We’re thrilled!
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Is it a 'masculine value' to melt down about some new fake shit every week?
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Is it a 'masculine value' to melt down about some new fake shit every week?
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R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
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You make the experience of flying feel like something different than a human livestock shipping industry, and I'll wear a fucking sport coat and fedora, ok Chuckles?
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants. n.pr/4oWRh0K
The U.S. Transportation Department is urging air passengers to be on good behavior
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You make the experience of flying feel like something different than a human livestock shipping industry, and I'll wear a fucking sport coat and fedora, ok Chuckles?
This is obviously not the MOST cursed knowledge Bluesky has brought me even just this weekend, but still…
Here: instructions for the js to run in console (Chrome, not Safari) and html to render.
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Costco/com...
From the Costco community on Reddit: Costco Damage to Wallet - Fork
Explore this post and more from the Costco community
www.reddit.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is obviously not the MOST cursed knowledge Bluesky has brought me even just this weekend, but still…
We do not travel for Thanksgiving. We invite all our local friends who don’t travel to come over. It’s the best and we never have to deal with family drama or political arguments.
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We do not travel for Thanksgiving. We invite all our local friends who don’t travel to come over. It’s the best and we never have to deal with family drama or political arguments.
I watched Star Trek (TOS) reruns with my parents and thought the computer was the coolest thing ever.
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I watched Star Trek (TOS) reruns with my parents and thought the computer was the coolest thing ever.
We bought this for our kid and our visiting nephew; they’re going to be all sugared up but it’s a holiday and who cares…
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We bought this for our kid and our visiting nephew; they’re going to be all sugared up but it’s a holiday and who cares…
Pushing the cart around the grocery store the weekend before Bridge Thanksgiving (With Houseguests Edition) is basically like that sled-pushing workout at the gym.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pushing the cart around the grocery store the weekend before Bridge Thanksgiving (With Houseguests Edition) is basically like that sled-pushing workout at the gym.
This is probably a perfectly tasty snack but you can’t brand them as Goldfish! Everyone knows Goldfish are a savory cracker!
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is probably a perfectly tasty snack but you can’t brand them as Goldfish! Everyone knows Goldfish are a savory cracker!
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the clearest case of "you can dish it out but you can't take it" ever
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says she's resigning from office
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the clearest case of "you can dish it out but you can't take it" ever
I would like to formally apologize for ever calling Morgan Spector “Great Value Oscar Isaac.” He is at least Kirkland Signature quality.
And Carrie Coon is a queen of course.
And Carrie Coon is a queen of course.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I would like to formally apologize for ever calling Morgan Spector “Great Value Oscar Isaac.” He is at least Kirkland Signature quality.
And Carrie Coon is a queen of course.
And Carrie Coon is a queen of course.
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Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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They should all be primaried, and should never know a moment of peace out in public in the District. These dipshits work for us and need to be loudly reminded of that fact.
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They should all be primaried, and should never know a moment of peace out in public in the District. These dipshits work for us and need to be loudly reminded of that fact.
Every gift from the fae comes at a price; they are absolutely not open-source.
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Every gift from the fae comes at a price; they are absolutely not open-source.
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The House is voting today on two bills that will put hard-fought reforms to DC’s justice system in the crosshairs.
But what happens in DC doesn’t stay here. When it’s DC today, it’s always America tomorrow. We can stop it right here, right now. #FreeDC
But what happens in DC doesn’t stay here. When it’s DC today, it’s always America tomorrow. We can stop it right here, right now. #FreeDC
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The House is voting today on two bills that will put hard-fought reforms to DC’s justice system in the crosshairs.
But what happens in DC doesn’t stay here. When it’s DC today, it’s always America tomorrow. We can stop it right here, right now. #FreeDC
But what happens in DC doesn’t stay here. When it’s DC today, it’s always America tomorrow. We can stop it right here, right now. #FreeDC
if your agentic AI can't deliver me a snack while on an extended call with the new boss, what good even is it
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
if your agentic AI can't deliver me a snack while on an extended call with the new boss, what good even is it
I agree about friends-at-Thanksgiving (and that’s what we do), but, hear me out:
Sometimes your friends are traveling to be with their families on Thanksgiving, so you need a separate event before everyone leaves town.
We just end up with at least two Thanksgivings every year.
Sometimes your friends are traveling to be with their families on Thanksgiving, so you need a separate event before everyone leaves town.
We just end up with at least two Thanksgivings every year.
I’m on a tear against “Friendsgiving” now. There’s already a holiday where you can eat Thanksgiving food with your friends. It’s called “Thanksgiving.” Making it a family-only event is a perversion.
The word's definition may be obvious, but Friendsgiving can mean different things to different people. Here are expert tips for how to celebrate it. n.pr/4pjeudt
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I agree about friends-at-Thanksgiving (and that’s what we do), but, hear me out:
Sometimes your friends are traveling to be with their families on Thanksgiving, so you need a separate event before everyone leaves town.
We just end up with at least two Thanksgivings every year.
Sometimes your friends are traveling to be with their families on Thanksgiving, so you need a separate event before everyone leaves town.
We just end up with at least two Thanksgivings every year.