Monkey With A Fakakta Typewriter
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It was a scene right out of a time standing still, you asking me to pause it, me having already paused it as I'll never want any of our moments to end and actually I hit play again in the eternity it took you to ask, but it's over. We miss fighting in blockbuster
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It was a scene right out of a time standing still, you asking me to pause it, me having already paused it as I'll never want any of our moments to end and actually I hit play again in the eternity it took you to ask, but it's over. We miss fighting in blockbuster
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Question marks just interrupt the flow like oh your curiosity is a whirlpool? Well then I shall satisfy it in some opposite direction so my encyclopedias don't capsize
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Question marks just interrupt the flow like oh your curiosity is a whirlpool? Well then I shall satisfy it in some opposite direction so my encyclopedias don't capsize
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Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
August 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
You're not my typewriter.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're not my typewriter.
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Decided to just go with the flow and become a fascist bodybuilder named Muscleini.
September 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Decided to just go with the flow and become a fascist bodybuilder named Muscleini.
My body is a Shirley Temple of doomscrolling.
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My body is a Shirley Temple of doomscrolling.
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I’ve watched a lot of thrillers in the past but I’ve never been more scared than watching new teen driver’s icon on Google maps.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve watched a lot of thrillers in the past but I’ve never been more scared than watching new teen driver’s icon on Google maps.
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Going to start a side hustle selling fluoride supplements to parents of young kids. I got a guy in Canada who’ll supply me.
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Going to start a side hustle selling fluoride supplements to parents of young kids. I got a guy in Canada who’ll supply me.
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I hope the Apparently kid is the pope one day.
May 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hope the Apparently kid is the pope one day.
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(flirting) Mood disorder, moi?
January 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
(flirting) Mood disorder, moi?
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If the end of the universe was sponsored by Taco Bell:
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If the end of the universe was sponsored by Taco Bell:
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one
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[looking up from newspaper and into the camera] Oh hello. My origami and paper mache and I did not see you thinking we were the bravest casual perusers at this balloon animals while you wait until it all comes together shoeshine stand
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
[looking up from newspaper and into the camera] Oh hello. My origami and paper mache and I did not see you thinking we were the bravest casual perusers at this balloon animals while you wait until it all comes together shoeshine stand
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Attention: In order to ride this feature we do not care how tall you are but you must have the physical constitution to go without food/water or sleep for 72 hours
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Attention: In order to ride this feature we do not care how tall you are but you must have the physical constitution to go without food/water or sleep for 72 hours
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Watching a supernova: whoa omg absolutely amazing
Watching a regularnova: this is bullshit
Watching a regularnova: this is bullshit
September 7, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Watching a supernova: whoa omg absolutely amazing
Watching a regularnova: this is bullshit
Watching a regularnova: this is bullshit
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“what child is this” bruh you wrote the damn song why you askin’ me
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
“what child is this” bruh you wrote the damn song why you askin’ me
WD-40 year old Virginia is for lovers.
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
WD-40 year old Virginia is for lovers.
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Uh oh someone else is walking towards this carwash in the night quick all of you Miss Spinny, Miss Fluffiness, Miss Sudsy get down. It's the old hose and driveway
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Uh oh someone else is walking towards this carwash in the night quick all of you Miss Spinny, Miss Fluffiness, Miss Sudsy get down. It's the old hose and driveway
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when ppl say they wanna dig a hole and crawl into it i wonder why they wouldn't like to paint a hole on the floor and fall thru it like why make things harder maybe if they didn't overcomplicate everything they wouldn't need the hole but anyway excuse me i need to go dig a hole now
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
when ppl say they wanna dig a hole and crawl into it i wonder why they wouldn't like to paint a hole on the floor and fall thru it like why make things harder maybe if they didn't overcomplicate everything they wouldn't need the hole but anyway excuse me i need to go dig a hole now
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We can be guitar heroes
just for Caturday 🎶
just for Caturday 🎶
January 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We can be guitar heroes
just for Caturday 🎶
just for Caturday 🎶
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Stop following along with my imaginary situations storybook. Real life would be a bad learn for you. Nobody draws you pictures, nobody points to the words. It doesn't come with hands to hold you. If that was the case would I be once upon a two-timing you with a sentient nook
January 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Stop following along with my imaginary situations storybook. Real life would be a bad learn for you. Nobody draws you pictures, nobody points to the words. It doesn't come with hands to hold you. If that was the case would I be once upon a two-timing you with a sentient nook
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dressed so comfortably I hardly know I have clothes on
or wait, I don’t…
or wait, I don’t…
January 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
dressed so comfortably I hardly know I have clothes on
or wait, I don’t…
or wait, I don’t…
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As the world turns far as it goes off the rails.
January 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
As the world turns far as it goes off the rails.
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weather app says 24 mph winds today but it's steady from the northeast so my legion's banners will be looking majestic
January 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
weather app says 24 mph winds today but it's steady from the northeast so my legion's banners will be looking majestic
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*bleep*
Hi. Sorry I cried earlier. I thought you might stay but
[Bass drops, beat kicks in]
You left me like a crime scene
Getting dressed while I'm still seeing stars
In a cab while I am counting scars
Your sweat on my fingertips
The taste of you still on my lips
*Hangs up*
Think that went well
Hi. Sorry I cried earlier. I thought you might stay but
[Bass drops, beat kicks in]
You left me like a crime scene
Getting dressed while I'm still seeing stars
In a cab while I am counting scars
Your sweat on my fingertips
The taste of you still on my lips
*Hangs up*
Think that went well
December 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
*bleep*
Hi. Sorry I cried earlier. I thought you might stay but
[Bass drops, beat kicks in]
You left me like a crime scene
Getting dressed while I'm still seeing stars
In a cab while I am counting scars
Your sweat on my fingertips
The taste of you still on my lips
*Hangs up*
Think that went well
Hi. Sorry I cried earlier. I thought you might stay but
[Bass drops, beat kicks in]
You left me like a crime scene
Getting dressed while I'm still seeing stars
In a cab while I am counting scars
Your sweat on my fingertips
The taste of you still on my lips
*Hangs up*
Think that went well