Shawn M
@thurminator.bsky.social
This will mostly be Bills, Nats, USMNT, dog photos and whatever else I'm doing to distract myself from existential dread.
I loled at that missed XP thanks to Ian Eagle
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I loled at that missed XP thanks to Ian Eagle
Listen - stop pretending anyone here cares about the Expos legacy of this franchise and just steal the Twins franchise history from their time in DC! They’re not doing anything with it! Plus, what are they going to do about it? Laws don’t matter anymore!
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Listen - stop pretending anyone here cares about the Expos legacy of this franchise and just steal the Twins franchise history from their time in DC! They’re not doing anything with it! Plus, what are they going to do about it? Laws don’t matter anymore!
@neighborhood-sun.bsky.social I’ve been trying since Friday AM to get in touch with a customer service. I’ve sent multiple email messages and left multiple voicemails. Haven’t even received anything to confirm my messages has been received. Is there any other way to contact you?
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@neighborhood-sun.bsky.social I’ve been trying since Friday AM to get in touch with a customer service. I’ve sent multiple email messages and left multiple voicemails. Haven’t even received anything to confirm my messages has been received. Is there any other way to contact you?
So we set up our Christmas Tree today (don’t ask) and my daughter dropped and broke a glass Bills bulb. I thought terrible vibes. Not anymore! We’re breaking Bills ornaments every week now!
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So we set up our Christmas Tree today (don’t ask) and my daughter dropped and broke a glass Bills bulb. I thought terrible vibes. Not anymore! We’re breaking Bills ornaments every week now!
Is my Albernaz pick from @nextyeardc.com ‘s Nats next manager quiz going to come true???
Some Nationals manager news: hearing Guardians bench coach Craig Albernaz and interim manager Miguel Cairo interviewed for the job this week.
Not necessarily the full list, but the Nats are pushing forward with their manager search.
Not necessarily the full list, but the Nats are pushing forward with their manager search.
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Is my Albernaz pick from @nextyeardc.com ‘s Nats next manager quiz going to come true???
This game is drunk!
October 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This game is drunk!
I got Craig Albernaz, but given he passed on the Marlins and White Sox last year, I highly doubt he’ll be the next manager.
It's officially the offseason and the Nationals have a big decision ahead of them about who their next manager should be. Take my handy quiz to reveal who you should be rooting for them to hire! Including 40 potential candidates and lots of key managerial traits! nextyeardc.com/NatsManager/
Next Year, D.C. | Nats Manager Quiz
Choose your next Nationals manager!
nextyeardc.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I got Craig Albernaz, but given he passed on the Marlins and White Sox last year, I highly doubt he’ll be the next manager.
To my fellow Bills fans - if you’re feeling generous this morning, please consider donating to this GoFundMe set up for baby Hazel who is fighting Hepatoblastoma - gofund.me/818f276ad - any amount helps. Thanks!
Donate to Support for Baby Hazel's Fight Against Hepatoblastoma, organized by Debbie Wolfe
Debbie Wolfe is organizing this fundraiser on behalf of Lindsay and… Debbie Wolfe needs your support for Support for Baby Hazel's Fight Against Hepatoblastoma
gofund.me
September 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To my fellow Bills fans - if you’re feeling generous this morning, please consider donating to this GoFundMe set up for baby Hazel who is fighting Hepatoblastoma - gofund.me/818f276ad - any amount helps. Thanks!
Just loaded up Madden ‘04 on GameCube and got the “E. Moulds…holler back” intro. Bills by a billion.
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just loaded up Madden ‘04 on GameCube and got the “E. Moulds…holler back” intro. Bills by a billion.
At the Nats game and they’ve got a hat giveaway that is a “Player Designed” but they don’t say which player. Who’s signature do you think this is Bluesky?
August 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
At the Nats game and they’ve got a hat giveaway that is a “Player Designed” but they don’t say which player. Who’s signature do you think this is Bluesky?
All Bills fans that lived through the Drought nod their heads vigorously.
imo 'sports misery' occurs as a circle not a spectrum--when your team is complete dogshit you achieve an unstressed freedom only otherwise found in fans of multi-year championship dynasties. true misery is eternal mid-ness, year-in year-out ~.500, one or two beloved stars wasting their careers
NEW PROJECT: Welcome to ESPN’s Sports Misery Index. You tell us what pro teams you love and we’ll crunch the numbers – no fancy AI needed here – to tell you just how happy you should be.
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August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All Bills fans that lived through the Drought nod their heads vigorously.
Easily the best $5 a month a Buffalo sports fan can spend to get those sweet Patreon rewards. But even just $1 a month gets you access to the exclusive episodes. That’s less than 4 cents a day! They’re practically giving away content for free over at the Goose’s Roost, folks!
Now is a great time to join the Patreon if you like what we do: we put out a bonus episode for Patrons only through the NFL regular season and we'll have a Patron reward in time for Week 1. Lots of fun stuff ahead.
August 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Easily the best $5 a month a Buffalo sports fan can spend to get those sweet Patreon rewards. But even just $1 a month gets you access to the exclusive episodes. That’s less than 4 cents a day! They’re practically giving away content for free over at the Goose’s Roost, folks!
Matt Damon in COURAGE UNDER FIRE was so skinny. Like he came on screen and I thought “that guy is unhealthy skinny” enough that I remembered him.
Fun topic: what’s the first time you remember seeing now famous actors? Like, I remember seeing Michael Fassbender in JONAH HEX and thinking “shit, this dude’s good.”
I first saw Karl Urban in the movie Ghost Ship at a filthy $1 theater.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
I could’ve never anticipated how many times I’d be saying to myself “Hey, it’s the guy from Ghost Ship!” for the rest of my life.
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Matt Damon in COURAGE UNDER FIRE was so skinny. Like he came on screen and I thought “that guy is unhealthy skinny” enough that I remembered him.
Bills
Uhhh @gonzo.bsky.social what do I do? I feel like I need a guide for this moment in my life
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Bills
I was already planning to give up my season plan after this season for other reasons, but look forward to being able to use this as my primary excuse instead.
the 2019 World Series gave Davey essentially a lifetime guarantee of employment. So long as the Lerners own the team the Nats are handcuffed to this corpse forever
Chelsea Janes on the junkies this morning said “70% chance” both Davey and Rizzo are back next year lol
June 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I was already planning to give up my season plan after this season for other reasons, but look forward to being able to use this as my primary excuse instead.
1 hour and 50 minutes. Think we’ll spend more time traveling to and from the stadium today.
June 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1 hour and 50 minutes. Think we’ll spend more time traveling to and from the stadium today.
Every time I see charts like this that show name popularity the song 27 Jennifers pops up in my head.
As the mother of a 20 month old in LA, I’d lose it if I ever met a baby named Dustin
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every time I see charts like this that show name popularity the song 27 Jennifers pops up in my head.
Davey Martinez calls it home base and not home plate? #FireDavey
May 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Davey Martinez calls it home base and not home plate? #FireDavey
Can’t wait until I get to the Tyler Bass reference. @dirtbagqueer.rocks
May 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can’t wait until I get to the Tyler Bass reference. @dirtbagqueer.rocks
Auto-reskeet for the proper use of “begs the question”
You can tell AI is a grift because this shit always begs the question.
“We need to throw all our money at AI because it’s the future”
“Okay why is it the future”
“Well that’s where all the money is”
“We need to throw all our money at AI because it’s the future”
“Okay why is it the future”
“Well that’s where all the money is”
You know all the money they stole from cancer and disease research. Trump is now trying to funnel it to his AI donors via David Sacks. www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Auto-reskeet for the proper use of “begs the question”
Reposted by Shawn M
Now I'm just having fun.
April 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Now I'm just having fun.
Good afternoon from Miami, where everyone sucks at pitching.
April 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Good afternoon from Miami, where everyone sucks at pitching.
Nice work by Ferrer that inning.
April 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Nice work by Ferrer that inning.